Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[babymakes6]

Here he is again:

2 yue's - $75

Date: 2012-06-07, 2:13PM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have 2 week old yues on the bottle. Call Will at ------------

 

[ChicknThief]

Now, are these 2 yues that are one week old, or yues that are 2 weeks old? Haha. Wonder what a yue looks like.

 

[babymakes6]

It took me a little bit to realize he probably meant "ewe," but didn't know how to spell it.

 

[zzGypsy]

Wonder what a yue looks like.

I've been wondering what yue look like too... but I'll just bet yue can find out by looking in the mirror...

 

[thomaschickens]

layin hens - $10 (lebanon)

Date: 2012-06-07, 2:16PM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

different breed of layin hens leggerns buff leggerns rhode island reds golden comets and easter eggers call will at---------

Hahaha...Well at least he called them easter eggers instead of Ameraucanas or Araucanas! I suppose he gets a few points for that

 

[Carols Clucks]

Not on Craigslist but

http://www.edhat.com/site/tidbit.cfm?nid=89930

 

[chickened]

http://salem.craigslist.org/grd/3068774329.html

Thought this was funny.

 

[goosehead]

Admit it - you could use more adventure in your mundane life. You could use some excitement, some spontaneity. And what says "spontaneity" like the purchase of three six-foot emus? Imagine the look on the face of your wife/husband/landlord/neighbor/preacher when you bring these guys home. And if they question your judgement, just tell them that you considered chickens, but knew you could not be satisfied with anything less than a bird that could look you straight in the eye, because you are just that secure with yourself. And if the rest of the world is going to judge you, then so be it

That's right. You need emus


Emus aren't ordinary birds. They're like people. They're like people with feathers. And they're talented, too. They are amazing thieves and love shiny things, so if you have wealthy friends fond of wearing nice jewelry, you MUST buy these birds and invite your blinged-out friends over to pet them! While petting the emus, your wealthy friends will be relieved of their wrist watches, bracelets...you name it. Within a month they will have paid for themselves with their pickpocket skills alone! And when they're not robbing your unsuspecting friends blind, they lay eggs that look just like the dragon eggs in "Game of Thrones," so it'll give you something to discuss with anyone who has HBO.

We prefer to sell this trio of emus - one male and two females - together. The oldest female is six, the younger female is two and the male is also two.

Serious inquires only. Please see attached photo for an idea of what you're getting into. And yes, that is her "happy face."





I thought this was so funny

 

[griffinkid02]

Not craigslist, and I couldn't get a picture or scan of it, but the local buy/sell/trade mag had an add for "Grey Vibrator Chickens." I don't think I should have to explain why I did a double take and burst out laughing at the mental imagery.....

Sadly the laugh only lasted as long as a google search. Which reveales that there really IS a "vibrator grey" .....as well as what they are typically bred for.
But still; if anyone needs a grey, vibrating chicken, that guy has them.

 

[CGinJCMO]

here are some more "Street Smart" chickens listed on Craigslist

http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/grq/3068915636.html

6 Raod Island Reds that are 9 months old along with the metal laying box and the waterer. The whole works for 150.00 dollars. They are laying very large brown eggs


CG