Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Pyxis]

I'm pretty sure they meant eastern rosella. Rosellas are a parrot species.

 

[ScottnLydia]

seriously is that a new breed of chicken or something im very curious about it....

 

[Nelson-90]

I'm pretty sure they meant eastern rosella. Rosellas are a parrot species.

mmmmm ok thanks for the info makes more sense now

 

[thomaschickens]

Massive pancake consumer/enthusiast seeks 10 million pounds of Syrup (Portland)

Date: 2012-09-13, 10:04AM PDT
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I'm a major player in the pancake underworld, and am seeking up to 10 million pounds of pure uncut Quebecois Maple Syrups. If you have millions of pounds of Maple syrups, I can be a discreet, all cash buyer for your topping. Serious inquires only. Free washer and dryer too.

• Location: Portland
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

umm what???

 

[bluedragonfire]

Americana Pullet - $10 (Woodburn)

Date: 2012-09-02, 11:00AM PDT
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I have an American Pullet rooster that needs to be re homed because I have 3 others. His name is Sasquatch he is about 6 months old. He is very nice but is a little shy. I am only letting him go to someone that will not eat him. Thank you so much!

I want a pullet rooster

I don't have one of those yet

That is one gorgeous rooster!

 

[bluedragonfire]

Massive pancake consumer/enthusiast seeks 10 million pounds of Syrup (Portland)

Date: 2012-09-13, 10:04AM PDT
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I'm a major player in the pancake underworld, and am seeking up to 10 million pounds of pure uncut Quebecois Maple Syrups. If you have millions of pounds of Maple syrups, I can be a discreet, all cash buyer for your topping. Serious inquires only. Free washer and dryer too.

• Location: Portland
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

umm what???

I think this person wants a serious sugar high. 10 million pounds of maple syrup!!!

We're lucky to have two small bottles in the house.

 

[Nelson-90]

Massive pancake consumer/enthusiast seeks 10 million pounds of Syrup (Portland)

Date: 2012-09-13, 10:04AM PDT
Reply to this post [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]


I'm a major player in the pancake underworld, and am seeking up to 10 million pounds of pure uncut Quebecois Maple Syrups. If you have millions of pounds of Maple syrups, I can be a discreet, all cash buyer for your topping. Serious inquires only. Free washer and dryer too.

• Location: Portland
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

umm what???

are you serious what the heck is this guy for real, i love the way he is doing it, like if its bad to traffic syrup or what is he truly saying lol

 

[The Wolf Queen]

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/laf/3270723584.html

Missing/Stolen Cupcake (NW)

Missing/Stolen Weight Watchers Creme Cake

My wife's low calorie pastry has been lost or stolen. While retrieving one of her low calorie snacks from the box, she noticed that there was only four cupcakes in the box when there should have been five. My wife has accused me of eating the cupcake, but I did not. She did not speak to me for the rest of the evening. If you have information regarding the whereabouts of this cupcake please email me. A picture of what this pastry looks like is attached below. Thank you for your help.

Height: 1/2 inch
Length: 1 1/2 inch
Weight: .95 ounces
Color: Brown
Description: 90 calories. Delicious (allegedly).

 

[kuntrygirl]

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/laf/3270723584.html
Missing/Stolen Cupcake (NW)

Missing/Stolen Weight Watchers Creme Cake My wife's low calorie pastry has been lost or stolen. While retrieving one of her low calorie snacks from the box, she noticed that there was only four cupcakes in the box when there should have been five. My wife has accused me of eating the cupcake, but I did not. She did not speak to me for the rest of the evening. If you have information regarding the whereabouts of this cupcake please email me. A picture of what this pastry looks like is attached below. Thank you for your help. Height: 1/2 inch Length: 1 1/2 inch Weight: .95 ounces Color: Brown Description: 90 calories. Delicious (allegedly).

I love it !!!!!

 

[Nelson-90]

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/laf/3270723584.html

Missing/Stolen Cupcake (NW)

Missing/Stolen Weight Watchers Creme Cake

My wife's low calorie pastry has been lost or stolen. While retrieving one of her low calorie snacks from the box, she noticed that there was only four cupcakes in the box when there should have been five. My wife has accused me of eating the cupcake, but I did not. She did not speak to me for the rest of the evening. If you have information regarding the whereabouts of this cupcake please email me. A picture of what this pastry looks like is attached below. Thank you for your help.

Height: 1/2 inch
Length: 1 1/2 inch
Weight: .95 ounces
Color: Brown
Description: 90 calories. Delicious (allegedly).

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you serious what the heck is wronng with some people are they serious or are they just doing this for fun im laughing my behind of while rolling on the floor because of this i cant believe this its epic