Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[cassie]

I don't think he is serious. I think he is having a little fun at his wife's expense.

 

[galanie]

It's the line: "Delicious (allegedly)" that cracks me up.

 

[MamaRoo]

Massive pancake consumer/enthusiast seeks 10 million pounds of Syrup (Portland)

Date: 2012-09-13, 10:04AM PDT
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I'm a major player in the pancake underworld, and am seeking up to 10 million pounds of pure uncut Quebecois Maple Syrups. If you have millions of pounds of Maple syrups, I can be a discreet, all cash buyer for your topping. Serious inquires only. Free washer and dryer too.

• Location: Portland
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

umm what???

http://www.boston.com/news/local/ve...yrup-stolen/oHRIaaFemq568AJMNUYqrO/story.html

Syrup heist in Canada

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Quebec Provincial Sgt. Claude Denis said it’s too soon to determine the exact quantity or value of the syrup stolen from the facility where 10 million pounds was stored.

The Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers says the discovery was made during a routine inventory where empty barrels were found at the site at St-Louis-de-Blandford, Quebec.
The federation says it’s crucial to find the robbers because its illegal sale could affect the entire industry.

 

[oldrooster]

http://www.boston.com/news/local/ve...yrup-stolen/oHRIaaFemq568AJMNUYqrO/story.html

Syrup heist in Canada

How could it effect it if it was sold Illeaglely???? it's not like once it's sold people will stop suddenly from wanting it with their flap jacks

 

[The Wolf Queen]

It's the line: "Delicious (allegedly)" that cracks me up.

He lies but thats my favorite part to. Pretty sure some guy is just being sarcastic @ his wife's expense lol. Either way it made me smile.

Im kicking myself because a while back because, I didnt save or copy it, but there was a post in the local CL lost & found & it was about some chick wanting her smile back because she went to a unlegit dentist working out of his garage & he messed up her mouth horribly. In the post she was asking people who had also gone to the same guy to contact her so everyone could sue the guy or some crap...because she went to a garage dentist...she paid 1000s of $ to a garage dentist >_<. Kinda hoping that one was another fake. REALLY hoping people arent that desperate or dumb. If you have to fork out that much money make sure your dentist is legit & isnt working out of their garage!!!

 

[Phage]

I agree. Also someone on my local craigslist keeps posting that they want free birds, all have to be hens under a year old and laying well, and maybe some free guineas if you have those, and maybe some ducks too but they have to be purebred and also under a year old. And would you please make sure that you can bring them to me because I don't have transportation. I mean really!!!

This is an awesome thread. I have momentarily thought of starting a tread for BYC posts requesting free stuff (like donations for a $2500 coop - yea for real, or free eggs (shipped of course - duhh)).

I LOVE recycling but It never ceases to amaze me how some people expect to be given stuff just because they asked....

It could be funny, but would of course be wildly unpopular with the askers, and probably not allowed .......

 

[StarLover21]

Silver/Golden Laced Wyandotte - $10 (Argyle)

Date: 2012-09-01, 6:02AM CDT
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Born Easter 2012. Rocky is ready to start his new job for you. He has been trained to appear when you whistle the call from the movie - 3:10 to Yuma. He knows when the sun goes down he should be in his appartment in the chicken coop. At dawn he know he should call to the sun so it will come up and light his way and the way of others. He is sure of his place in the world and is happy to learn new things. He is an out of towner so if he seems to have a Louisiana accent and comes off as a cajun coon *** - it's a good thing. A reflection of his roots, we bought him from some folks close to the boarder. If you feel, Rocky is the rooster for you, please give us a call or a txt, and let us know of your desire to aquire him.

I don't think that's a wyandotte, either

 

[Tanichca]

Silver/Golden Laced Wyandotte - $10 (Argyle)

Date: 2012-09-01, 6:02AM CDT
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Born Easter 2012. Rocky is ready to start his new job for you. He has been trained to appear when you whistle the call from the movie - 3:10 to Yuma. He knows when the sun goes down he should be in his appartment in the chicken coop. At dawn he know he should call to the sun so it will come up and light his way and the way of others. He is sure of his place in the world and is happy to learn new things. He is an out of towner so if he seems to have a Louisiana accent and comes off as a cajun coon *** - it's a good thing. A reflection of his roots, we bought him from some folks close to the boarder. If you feel, Rocky is the rooster for you, please give us a call or a txt, and let us know of your desire to aquire him.

I don't think that's a wyandotte, either

Oh look, its my favorite breed! A Blur!!

 

[kuntrygirl]

FREE WEDDING DRESS - Worn once by mistake...lol! I paid $625 for it in 2003. Will provide pics upon request. Maybe someone crafty can upcycle it. Size 12 or 14, I believe and has pretty lavender rosettes on the skirt and train. Needs to be dry cleaned. Still has dirt on the bottom hem because I walked around barefoot. If no one claims by the end of the week it is going in the trash.

 

[Tanichca]

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