Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[WVduckchick]

Anyone here looking for some white crested dark kikhi show cayuga eggs? View attachment 3468795

Spell check and punctuation might help this person sell some eggs.

 

[Brooks_]

It's really just the comma.

 

[Lacy Duckwing]

It's really just the comma.

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Parasite-resistant goats... Is that a real thing?

 

[Brooks_]

Parasite-resistant goats... Is that a real thing?

For $200,300, it better be.

 

[Lacy Duckwing]

 

[Brooks_]

"I have a chicken for sale. She is about a year and a half in age. She lays eggs and is friendly. I decided to sell her because I want to lessen my flock size."

Lessen your flock size by one?

 

[Lacy Duckwing]

"I have a chicken for sale. She is about a year and a half in age. She lays eggs and is friendly. I decided to sell her because I want to lessen my flock size."

Lessen your flock size by one?

Overall, nice ad. On the lessening the flock by one bird... Either they have four and want three, or there's something seriously wrong with the bird that the people don't want to deal with...

 

[MROO]

"I have a chicken for sale. She is about a year and a half in age. She lays eggs and is friendly. I decided to sell her because I want to lessen my flock size."

Lessen your flock size by one?

It sounds crazy, but if you're in-town or have any specific restrictions, then one chicken over could cause you to lose everyone ... 'cause some neighbors iz stoopid!

 

[Brooks_]

Good points, it just sounded funny to me. And the map portion of the ad put them in a rural area, though it could still be a neighborhood.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Parasite-resistant goats... Is that a real thing?

Kinda. Like how some chicken breeds are more resistant in general, some goats are too