Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Cowgirl71]

It looks to me like it needs a LOT of work...

http://semo.craigslist.org/grd/2286531444.html

 

[kuntrygirl]

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[colowyo0809]

Ok, so i've been reading these, and commenting at times, but I finally came across one I had to post

Baby Chicks - $3

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Date: 2011-03-25, 1:13PM MDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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We have Blue Andalusion pullets, rhode island red pullets, barred rock pullets, silkies, also have gold laced cochin bantans( hair on legs and feet) blue laced wyodotts, silver laced wydotts,buff orphintons, list goes on please call 720-278-3001 or 303-552-4738 if interested


•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


cochin bantans have hair on their legs and feet? bantans? and whats a wyodott or an orphinton?
*sigh* I am emailing them to correct spelling

 

[kuntrygirl]

Black Copper Marans (Lafayette )

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Date: 2011-03-26, 6:46AM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Wife thinking she would make big money raising marans for eggs and selling
on e-bay etc. (the dreamer!!!). Well she left me for the young dude at the
feed store. Hope he can support her habits. LOL. Told me to take care of here
marans till she comes back next week get her stuff. So I'm doing what she asked
I want them gone by Sunday night. I have no idea what they are worth but see on
eBay eggs for 50-70 dollars a doz. ( she is insane ) did she pay that much?
Oooohhh that poor young man she roped!!! He's in for the ride of his life...
Back to the chickens that lay the golden eggs...... 16 hens and 2 roosters, she told
me something about the type or blood type is Davis, 2. Metal nest racks, cages,
feed, and 4 pens with no bottoms. A big wood box to hatch eggs ( says GQF on door ),
and a metal cage for the babies. Says (GQF Brooder) has light and heater inside.
This is a package deal so come with a trailer and cash only. All or nothing....
God only knows how much she payed for all this stuff. All I want is $ 500 (cash)
my payment is her face when she gets back to get here stuff next week. Leaving
for a meeting this morning will be in at 9pm, leave your phone number and name
in a email I'll call back after 8am Sunday morning. You must pick up before dark.
Also have a 2010 Corvette for sell, she won't need that either...
Hey men, if your wife goes to the feedstore every day you might want to watch out!!!!!!


•Location: Lafayette
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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[babymakes6]

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Are you going to JUMP on that one?

 

[WIChookchick]

So here is one I found...
http://janesville.craigslist.org/grd/2287303774.html
Chad's Taxidermy & Custom meat processing (Clinton)
Date: 2011-03-26, 9:00AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]


Chad's Taxidermy and Licensed Custom meat processing for Wild Game & livestock which includes skinning, cutting, meat grinding, packaging and freezing of one animal at time to insure you get yours back completely the way want it .

New 2010 variety of sausages and other specialty meats.

We will come to your farm to slaughter your livestock and then once processed we can bring it right back to your farm.

We are located at xxxxx Clinton WI. xxxxx
Call me .
CHAD’S TAXIDERMYxxx-xxx-xxxx


Sooo you can take your critter to Chad, get the meat processed AND have him taxidermy it for you...
so as you eat your food, it can stare at you from the wall, staring at every bite you take, watching every move you make....



CREEPY and EWWWWWWW factorific!!

 

[annageckos]

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I don't get the problem? A lot of people have their deer mounted and still eat the meat. And other game animals too.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

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[kuntrygirl]

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Are you going to JUMP on that one?

I sure am. I'm calling !!!

 

[kuntrygirl]

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so as you eat your food, it can stare at you from the wall, staring at every bite you take, watching every move you make....​