Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[HHandbasket]

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what is a blue nose?

In my house, it is what happens when I've had a cold. Had tissue, blew nose.

Edited for stupid typo.

 

[annageckos]

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It just has to do with the color. Blue is the new trend. But sadly, there are aggression and health issues associated with the genes the cause the blue color. Just like chocolate labs tend to have more aggression/physiological issues then the other colors. And because blue dogs are so popular they are way over bred without care for health or temperament.

 

[kuntrygirl]

This is so mean. Poor kitty cat.

http://lafayette.craigslist.org/zip/2160599222.html

Take this kitten or it will be eaten (Lafayette, LA)

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Date: 2011-01-14, 2:14PM CST
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I have a small grey and black tabby kitten. It will eat anything not bigger than itself, aggressively. It has, on occasion made several dogs very unhappy. It has an annoying personality of wanting whatever you're eating, sitting on your chest while you're trying to read, watching you shower, and hogging the pillow at night. I can't take it any more. I've been evicted so I'm living at my office (this is probably do to the cat) and my boss has two very large dogs. The kitten is also driving these dogs mad. They sit out my window in hopes of a delicious kitty snack to fall out.

If no one takes this kitten, it will become Kitty Tar Tar. Kitten is available for FREE immediately. And I'll even through in a free turtle as a special bonus to whoever wants this beast. You can email me at [email protected]. Contact me by tomorrow, or else!


•Location: Lafayette, LA
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2160599222​

 

[vfem]

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Holy.... ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

 

[emmalynn]

This one just posted:

sell bantam HENS..? Why just pairs/ roosters?

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Date: 2011-01-14, 11:56AM CST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Been trying to buy "non-show quality" bantam hens for several months now.

All I see are pairs (one rooster, one hen)...or spare roosters..

What's the deal?

Where can one buy several bantam hens?
I don't need a rooster...I already have one, thanks....

If you know someplace/someone locally, please let me know.




I so feel this way sometimes.

 

[stanglover2001]

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/grd/2161252295.html

So, the only sad part about this post is this guy is my neighbor

 

[HHandbasket]

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At least he didn't say they were brainy chickens.

 

[ChickenWisperer]

I have several laying hens for $10 a piece. If you buy 10 I'll throw in a rooster for free. If you buy 15 or more I'll sell them for $9 a piece. I have different kinds of chickens: Rhode Island Reds, Black Sexlinks, Barred Rocks, White Leghorns/Arroconda, Buffs, 2 White Silkies and some other mixes. I also have 3 Bantam chickens (one rooster and 2 hens) They are $15 a piece. $35 if you buy all 3. I am also selling free range, organic eggs for $2 a dozen. Call or text anytime for any questions or you just want to come out and look. (Michael) at ______________. Emails are fine also. Thanks for looking!

What's an arroconda?

 

[chics in the sun]

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Hey, he's doing a lot better than most of the folks on here we have been laughing at! Only one spelling error!

 

[kuntrygirl]

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Hey, he's doing a lot better than most of the folks on here we have been laughing at! Only one spelling error!