oooh, OOOOOH... how exciting! Converting live stock... that will save me space in the long run!
Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!
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I'm sorry, Bats?
what are they going to do, cross them with the cochins? and they were worried about inbreeding?
Quoting the whole post, since it's bound to disappear. (Apologies if someone else did this in a later page...)
"I guess like most folks who think one day 'hey, raising a few chickens would be kinda nice and besides there's a bonus of fresh eggs' don't take the time to fully think it through because that's just what I did and went out and got me 12 hens. Well you can't very well have hens without a hubby so one day while roaming on CL I saw an ad for a free rooster and you'd get 2 cochin hens if you took him since he liked to fight. Sounded like a deal to me, waking up every morning to cocka doodle doo and all was fine until one of the cochin hens was a boy but not to fear I thought now I have a pair so there will eventually be couchins. Now if you've gotten this far were talkin bantams here and they are great little birds however I wasn't aware of how prolific Ralph my rooster was going to be because since last spring my little flock of 15 has now grown to 34. Still this didn't seem to be a issue since I thought, 'great more hens' however this isn't always the case as I also have 5 or six new roosters. Needless to say the girls are working overtime running away and poor ole Ralph doesn't know what to think should he grab him a gal or chase away his youngins'. Anyway a hawk got my favorite Henny Penny who was a golden so I figured if anyone was interested why not trade these extra roosters for some hens this way the flock won't get all stupid looking and walking funny or oinking instead of crowing from inbreeding. If a trade sounds just ducky to you give me a shout you can have your pick as long as it's not Louie the Black Cochin or Ralph my girls stud muffin. Call Ray at (Deleted) for one of these horney youngins. Will also consider ducks, turkeys, geese, emu's and bats. "
I am dying over here. This one is just too funny!!!! bats??? Awesome!
I'm sorry, Bats?
Quoting the whole post, since it's bound to disappear. (Apologies if someone else did this in a later page...)
"I guess like most folks who think one day 'hey, raising a few chickens would be kinda nice and besides there's a bonus of fresh eggs' don't take the time to fully think it through because that's just what I did and went out and got me 12 hens. Well you can't very well have hens without a hubby so one day while roaming on CL I saw an ad for a free rooster and you'd get 2 cochin hens if you took him since he liked to fight. Sounded like a deal to me, waking up every morning to cocka doodle doo and all was fine until one of the cochin hens was a boy but not to fear I thought now I have a pair so there will eventually be couchins. Now if you've gotten this far were talkin bantams here and they are great little birds however I wasn't aware of how prolific Ralph my rooster was going to be because since last spring my little flock of 15 has now grown to 34. Still this didn't seem to be a issue since I thought, 'great more hens' however this isn't always the case as I also have 5 or six new roosters. Needless to say the girls are working overtime running away and poor ole Ralph doesn't know what to think should he grab him a gal or chase away his youngins'. Anyway a hawk got my favorite Henny Penny who was a golden so I figured if anyone was interested why not trade these extra roosters for some hens this way the flock won't get all stupid looking and walking funny or oinking instead of crowing from inbreeding. If a trade sounds just ducky to you give me a shout you can have your pick as long as it's not Louie the Black Cochin or Ralph my girls stud muffin. Call Ray at (Deleted) for one of these horney youngins. Will also consider ducks, turkeys, geese, emu's and bats. "
I am dying over here. This one is just too funny!!!! bats??? Awesome!
Anyone need a job? I couldn't do it.
http://shoals.craigslist.org/grd/2164027704.html
http://shoals.craigslist.org/grd/2164027704.html
Please kill my chickens (within 50 miles of Cullman)
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Date: 2011-01-16, 7:03PM EST
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We need someone to kill, clean and process poultry for the freezer. I dont have the guts for the guts. Am willing to pay for this service or do it on the halves (you keep half of the lot). I have roughly 12 birds ready to go now, and will incubate more in the Spring (including chickens, ducks, and turkeys) if I can find someone to process them. Our old processor sold his equipment. Help! Thanks!
Location: within 50 miles of Cullman
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PostingID: 2164027704
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Date: 2011-01-16, 7:03PM EST
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We need someone to kill, clean and process poultry for the freezer. I dont have the guts for the guts. Am willing to pay for this service or do it on the halves (you keep half of the lot). I have roughly 12 birds ready to go now, and will incubate more in the Spring (including chickens, ducks, and turkeys) if I can find someone to process them. Our old processor sold his equipment. Help! Thanks!
Location: within 50 miles of Cullman
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2164027704
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50 miles of 'Cullman', can you say IRONY!
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http://eugene.craigslist.org/for/2169051189.html
Sealys queen matrice great shape. - $500 (Eugene Oregon. )
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Date: 2011-01-19, 11:53AM PST
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Got the bed a few years ago for school. Need to get rid of it because I'm moving. Got it for 1200 selling for 500. Double sided pillow top. Plush and very comfortable. Let me know if you want it.
Dan
heisselling a matrice
Sealys queen matrice great shape. - $500 (Eugene Oregon. )
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Date: 2011-01-19, 11:53AM PST
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Got the bed a few years ago for school. Need to get rid of it because I'm moving. Got it for 1200 selling for 500. Double sided pillow top. Plush and very comfortable. Let me know if you want it.
Dan
heisselling a matrice
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MATRICE.... isn't that something in Chinese food?
MATRICE.... isn't that something in Chinese food?
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Maybe what your renting is a Mobile female. Get it? And she's a fixer upper AKA an old lady in need if plastic surgery or medical care.
Maybe what your renting is a Mobile female. Get it? And she's a fixer upper AKA an old lady in need if plastic surgery or medical care.
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Well one thing is for sure he wasn't going to school to learn to spell.
Well one thing is for sure he wasn't going to school to learn to spell.
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Turkeys - $25 (Union)
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Date: 2011-01-19, 3:47PM EST
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These turkeys were hatched in april, may, and june. Have 13 to choose from or take them all. There are 4 jakes and the rest are hens.
what are jakes? are they toms cousins?
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These turkeys were hatched in april, may, and june. Have 13 to choose from or take them all. There are 4 jakes and the rest are hens.
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