Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[vfem]

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A 12 year old! lol

 

[justbugged]

So how may chickens do you think you could convince to be trapped?
http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/grd/2163015355.html

 

[justbugged]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/grd/2162753576.html

Chickens Rhode Island Reds Chicks - $3 (Seattle)

Date: 2011-01-15, 5:40PM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Rhode Island Reds one of the best Brown egg layers the chicks

they will make great chickens They are one of the Hearties Chickens out there

Lay about 280 eggs or more a year



this is a straight run $3.00 each and up call 206 762 7654

 

[justbugged]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/grd/2161201205.html

chickens - $10 (puyallup)

Date: 2011-01-14, 6:10PM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

i have 4 young roosters all under two yrs old im selling them for ten each or obo, please contact me at 253-848-7731 (SAM). i have i cornish red bantom, one rhode island red bantom, one mille flue bantom, and a white black lace giant aka(Bruton).

 

[justbugged]

Chicken and Rooster pair for sale - $15 (south hill, Puyallup)

Date: 2011-01-17, 12:56PM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

THIS IS A NICE ROOSTER, HE WAS BORN IN AUGUST. HE IS A BARN YRD CLASSIC, WITH A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING. ONE OF OUR CHICKENS HATCHED HIM AND HIS SISTER.
YOU CAN START YOUR OWN FLOCK. HE IS BLACK AND WHITE WITH A SPEKLED BLACK TAIL.
the Hen could be of your choosing. we have a veriety. please call 206-396-4832 thanks

Location: south hill, Puyallup
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Wouldn't this make them backwoods Hillbilly chickens?

 

[rodriguezpoultry]

O.k. Who all think this truck is stolen? (Nobody take my future truck!!!!)

Crew Cab 2009 Chevy Silverado LT, 4x4, 5.3 liter V8, new for 2009 6-speed automatic transmission. Loaded. power Windows, power Locks, rear power sliding window, factory remote start, 20 inch factory chevy wheels with factory goodyear tires. Bedliner, dual flowmaster exhaust with chrome tips. Power driverseat. single disc cd, digital dual climate control, radio steering wheel controls, leather wrapped steering wheel. Has hide-a-away storage under center console. All windows with tint, turn signal mirrors with push button flip-in. 4x4 stickers were removed can have them reapplied at no cost. the 4x4 switch is the round clock type located on dash. Truck is also equiped with back up assistant. Great shape, still has warranty. Black exterior, ebony cloth interior. has sport supsension 4x4 package with trailering equipment package. $11,900.

If ya'll would help me flag this ad:
http://tulsa.craigslist.org/cto/2124414026.html

I got an email back that is obviously a scam. They're getting smarter!!​

 

[kuntrygirl]

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[SpringChickens]

http://collegestation.craigslist.org/grd/2170687944.html

Day Old to 2 Month Old Chicks starting at $1.50 (Buffalo, Texas I-45)
Date: 2011-01-20, 12:30PM CST


Small Clean Chicken breeder farm: No crossbreeding - State certified clean flock

Current breeds: Millie Fluer D'Uccles, Delawares, Barred Rocks (commonly called "domineckers"), Gold buff Orpingtons, a few Cornish Rocks available.


Did you know that Barred Rocks are commonly called domineckers? Fascinating!! Learn something new every day!!!

 

[Muggsmagee]

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Sad, isn't it!?! And they spelled Mille Fleur wrong. I give them props for coming close, though. Correct use of the apostrophe!

 

[BlakesFarm]

I have been searching for a good one:





Baby Goats for Sale (Anderson)

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Date: 2011-01-20, 9:46AM EST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Now offering Baby Goat Kids for sale (Standard size Bottle babies) Buck kids for $25.00











...What type of goat?!?!?











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