Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[mississippifarmboy]

A Jake is a young male turkey

 

[stanglover2001]

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OH!!! LOOKS LIKE I'M THE DUMMY

sorry, I laugh at myself now!

 

[Muggsmagee]

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OH!!! LOOKS LIKE I'M THE DUMMY

sorry, I laugh at myself now!

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Oh, shoot, I laugh at myself every day!
Anyone that reads my posts know I'm a nut.

 

[Whiskey Bay]

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Hahaha....Ur from Missahippi.....we're all nutty as a fruitcake

 

[justbugged]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/grd/2164012384.html

goat for sale (buckley, wa)

Date: 2011-01-16, 3:54PM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

i have a one and a half year old nubian/nigerian dwarf stud for sale. He has never been bred, he was his mom's first kid, i have had him since he was born. email me for pictures.

if you arent interested in buying him i can charge a stud fee, and you can breed your doe? email me for info and pictures.

thank you, katie.

 

[Wild Trapper]

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I once worked with a guy that wrote and spelled a like this guy. I could probably give you the interpretation in English, but it wouldn't be half as funny and something is always lost in interpretation...

 

[colowyo0809]

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How can he be a stud if he's never been bred? And do you really use the term "bred" when you are talking about a male? I thought you breed the females? I'm confused. hrmm

 

[rancher hicks]

Here's a spam response to my Craigslist ad for "lots of chicks" This is the third or fourth such responses. I do not answer them of course.



Hello i need more info about lots of chicks - $3 (E. Syracuse)

if you still sell it please reply me i need very fast the lots of chicks - $3 (E. Syracuse)

Send by Nokia

 

[justbugged]

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How can he be a stud if he's never been bred? And do you really use the term "bred" when you are talking about a male? I thought you breed the females? I'm confused. hrmm

That is what I thought. That you bred females, but then it occurred that I don't know what you call a virgin male.