Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[KristyHall]

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Butcher on site? Really?

A couple of friends who sell sheep to local Iranians say they prefer to butcher on site, something to do with their religious traditions.

 

[kuntrygirl]

1 box of Toothpicks (Baton Rouge)

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Date: 2011-02-21, 10:11AM CST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Box of 100 toothpicks...


•Location: Baton Rouge
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2226179939​

 

[Muggsmagee]

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Sometimes I am amazed what people choose to throw away. This would not be one of those things. Again...I just want to know if anyone replies. CURIOSITY and all that!!!

 

[BookWorm243]

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[WhiteMountainsRanch]

I found the best one ever!!!

bantam chickens and roosters (near 15)

Date: 2011-02-21, 1:30PM PST
Reply to: see below

Lots of roosters, pets or a meal let's make a deal. Free of hormones and gmo's, they eat the grass below their toes. Different sizes to go home with you, maybe you'll take more than two, that's when the price comes down and then no one has a frown. Lots to chose from for your delight, best to see with your own sight. So come on over and see them some time, you might just say that I want them all to be mine. Chris

 

[colowyo0809]

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thats great!

 

[SpringChickens]

Not craigslist, but I thought this was pretty funny - from www.notalwaysright.com

http://notalwaysright.com/free-derange/10245


Grocery Store | Venice Beach, CA, USA



Me: “Hello, how can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, what does free range chicken mean?”

Me: “That means our chickens are not raised in cages. They get to walk around outside, which is important to the quality of life for the animals.”

Customer: *with a horrified expression* “How do you make sure they don’t eat bugs and stuff while they’re outside?”

Me: “We make sure the farmers put up a sign ‘don’t eat bugs’ in chicken scratch so they can read it.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll take two breasts.”

 

[WIChookchick]

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(iest post EVER!!)

 

[Muggsmagee]

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Yikes! It is just too ridiculous. People will never cease to amaze me!

 

[colowyo0809]

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Just for the record, I'm fully blaming you for the fact that I am getting nothing done today

I'm on page 30 of that website, and I don't see myself changing anytime soon D: