Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Muggsmagee]

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Only one every spray painted?

 

[WhiteMountainsRanch]

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I don't not think thought there is now an issue problem.

 

[thebirdguy]

4 carrot ring ....will trade!! - $8000 (chubbuck)

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Date: 2011-03-03, 8:01PM MST
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Will consider trading a beautiful 4 carrot whit gold wedding ring for a good reliable car...I paid over $10,000.oo for this ring, nearly brand new, bought a samuels jewelry....for more info call travis

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Maybe some rabbit will want this for their girlfriend...

 

[Kathryn4629]

To the guy who mugged me on Thain (Lewiston)

Date: 2011-02-26, 10:12AM PST
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I was the white guy with the black leather jacket that you demanded I hand over to you shortly after you pulled that knife on me and my wife.

You also asked for my wife's purse and earrings, I hope you get this somehow.
I would like to apologize, I didn't think you would crap your pants when I drew my pistol when you turned to look to see if anyone was coming.
I wore that jacket for a reason, it has that really nifty concealed holster in it. You didn't even know I was packing huh?
You see, my wife bought me that pistol for my birthday a few months ago, and I had just bought that jacket a week ago.
Beautiful pistol and jacket huh? Its a very intimidating weapon when its pointed at your head isn't it?
I know it wasn't a fun thing to walk back to wherever you came from with no phone or jacket with that brown sludge in your pants was it?
I'm sorry about taking your phone , but I didn't want you calling your "homey's" to come with guns.
I took the liberty of calling "momma" on your phone, and explaining your situation, man was she mad!
Anyway, like I said, sorry about you staining your pants, and I know I was a little bit rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I would like to make it up to you by offering to reimburse you for your detergent.

Drop me a line, and we can meet up and go have lunch , and maybe some laundry. Peace!, Scott

Location: Lewiston
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2235925235

All I can say is

Just to funny!!

 

[debilorrah]

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That is hilarious, however, it has been making the rounds on CL for years now. Still a hoot!!!!

 

[GarlicEater]

Man CL is DEAD for sales now though. Heck, it's dead for buying too - I looked for something on CL, emailed a bunch of sellers, got no results, bought it locally with no computers involved at all.

Today I sold 2 things I had on Craig's List, one of them for MONTHS, to local stores.

Everyone thinks I'm crazy when I say this but this whole Internet thing is dying. In 10 years it'll be like looking back and wondering why so many people spent so much time in video game arcades.

Might as well talk about gold painted lawn mowers or be Mildred Monday trying to sell a (it's red.) bike but really just trying to get someone to talk to. Actual commerce on Craig's List is probably down by half.

 

[WhiteMountainsRanch]

Yeah there ain't nuthin' good on there right now.

 

[Muggsmagee]

This ad has pictures. I just may have lived under a rock...but a hospital bed? Is this something people would WANT to buy? Can I get a show of hands for anyone who has slept in a hospital bed and HATED it? I think I'd find cardboard more comfortable!

However...I think my DS would get a kick out of having one in his room!

http://syracuse.craigslist.org/fuo/2248276465.html

Hospital Bed, fully electric, adjustable - $450 (fulton)

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Date: 2011-03-05, 8:52AM EST
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Hill-Rom, all electric long term care bed, Resident model, works perfect. specifications follow. Twin size mattress not included. $450.00 315-592-9344
This bed has wheels and locking feet for portability/ moving, It electrically moves up and down from 14" to 30" and both head and foot adjust independently , the side rails raise and lower and they have one set of controls built in to them. there is also a remote control. Also , the controls can be separately locked out or locked for a specific range of motion. Feature Dimension
Width – Siderails Up.......................................................................................................................42" (106.7 cm)
Width – Siderails Down..................................................................................................................40.25" (91.4 cm)
Length – Frame Only......................................................................................................................86.5" (219.7 cm)
Length – With Bumpers in Low Position........................................................................................91.5" (232.4 cm)
Feature Dimension
Deck Height Range..........................................................................................................................13.875 - 30" (35.2 - 76.2 cm)
Approximate Bed Weight................................................................................................................275 lbs (120.2 kg)
Sleep Deck.......................................................................................................................................36" x 80" (91.4 x 203.2 cm)

 

[babymakes6]

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A lot of people care for someone who is bedfast. A hospital bed is a necessity so their position can be changed frequently by sitting them up or down, rolling them from side to side, or propping their feet up. It also has rails so they cannot fall out of bed. The person selling it, most likely, took care of someone who has died, therefore they don't need it any longer and are offering it for someone else who does. There ARE still people out there who choose to care for elderly parents, grandparents, handicapped children, etc., at home rather than put them in a nursing home.

 

[Muggsmagee]

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A lot of people care for someone who is bedfast. A hospital bed is a necessity so their position can be changed frequently by sitting them up or down, rolling them from side to side, or propping their feet up. It also has rails so they cannot fall out of bed. The person selling it, most likely, took care of someone who has died, therefore they don't need it any longer and are offering it for someone else who does. There ARE still people out there who choose to care for elderly parents, grandparents, handicapped children, etc., at home rather than put them in a nursing home.

I'm the world's biggest JERK!!!

I honestly was thinking of "novelty" and not practicality.