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Ms.FuzzyButts :

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okay... here's my response:

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Anyway, let me know if that sounds reasonable. I look forward to hearing from you!

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Much better than I was thinking. Should get my mind out of the gutter. I'm thinking I'll "rent" her a couple of chicks. Could use the money.

Opinions? Think this is on the up and up?

Mine was off in the gutter too!.

That response makes me feel better though.. I don't think it would hurt anything.. Rent her the ones that aren't your favorites, that way if anything happens, you really aren't out anything. Plus, you got paid for it..​

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She's coming on Friday. Will place deposit on heat lamp, tub, waterer, feeder, and pay for 2-3 chicks (to return all). I'm sending two that have been in sick bay ... just in case! One had a prolapsed uterus but is looking great these days, and one is a silkie that sneezes. They are 8 weeks old. Might also include a 4 week old black australorp.... I have 20 of those!

She said she'll return everything on Sunday. Sounded really nice on the phone.

She also said that she got a LOT of really weird e-mails in response to her ad. Freaky things. I didn't ask her for details.

 

[kuntrygirl]

Ok, let me see if I understand this one. You need to get rid of this rabbit because your 9 month old son is allergic to rabbits BUT you plan on purchasing ANOTHER rabbit in the future. Did the doctor give her a time limit on when the baby won't be allergic to rabbits anymore, so that she can get another rabbit? Maybe on his 3rd birthday, all allergies will be gone?

Baby bunny and extras - $40

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Date: 2011-04-13, 3:38PM CDT
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I got a bunny about 2 weeks ago and have already fallen in love with her. Shes such a sweet lil thing. I have to get rid of her because we found out my 9 month old boy is really allergic to rabbits. I really dont want to get rid of her but I will for his health. She is white with brown speckles all over her. She is a inside bunny. She comes with a 25 lb bag of food, her water bottle, and her bag of shavings. I would give her cage but i plan on getting another rabbit in the future. AND SHE IS NOT FOR EATING!!!! Dont even email if you plan want her for this. She also is a very clean bunny she doesnt normaly go pody anywhere but her cage. And she goes all in one corner, wich makes it easy to clean. She really sweet and doesnt bite and loves celery, carrots, and cabbage. I give her some everyday. Please only serious enquires only. I want someone who will really take good care of her. Im asking a 40 dollar rehoming fee. Email me for pictures and pickup. Thankyou.


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[Zephyr Farms]

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Maybe the lady thinks she can find a way to seperate the son from the rabbit?

 

[kuntrygirl]

Did he try the store?

ice (lafayette)

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Date: 2011-04-13, 8:50PM CDT
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looking for ice...not a lot


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[Urban Chaos]

 

[Ms.FuzzyButts]

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I can only imagine.. Especially after knowing where my mind went first...

 

[thebirdguy]

Here's one...

CHICKENS & ROOSTERS (Iona)

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Date: 2011-04-13, 9:37PM MDT
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Chickens & Roosters for sale...we have red ones, yellow ones and black ones...they are free ranch ....there are fun loving... they will even do your dishes....not really. come and get them....Make me a good offer...you come and pick them up....

 

[ChooksinChoppers]

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[greenfamilyfarms]

http://eastnc.craigslist.org/grd/2324377913.html

I am looking for some pure bred chicken, duck, turkey, or guinea eggs to hatch. The breeds of chickens I am looking for are Barred Rock, Rhode Island Reds, Standard Cochins, Black Australorps, any color Leghorns, Silver or Golden Sebrights, Silkies and Buffs Orpington. If you have some other crazy breed of chicken, I will consider them to. Please do not respond with mix breeds of any kind. The distance I am willing to travel depend on the amount of eggs, type/breed of the eggs, and the price per dozen. I will pay cach on the spot. All eggs must be no older then 4 days old. Sorry, but if you think your eggs are worth $10 or $20 dollars a dozen you are an idiot. I sell catched chichs for $18 a dozen, so don't waste my time or yours. If I have hurt your filling maybe you need to wakeup. I am willing to pay a fair price per dozen.

I'm thinking this guy is the one that needs to "wakeup." Wouldn't he be in for a rude awakening for what some hatching eggs cost?​

 

[Ms.FuzzyButts]

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I'm thinking this guy is the one that needs to "wakeup." Wouldn't he be in for a rude awakening for what some hatching eggs cost?

No kidding! Someone should send them a link to one of the "idiot" auctions here on BYC...