Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[WIChookchick]

Saw this and just laughed!!

http://janesville.craigslist.org/zip/2335688799.html
Free Indian canoe (log), needs some assembly (Janesville)
Date: 2011-04-19, 9:42PM EDT
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Here we have a tree laying in my front yard that i've cut the big branches off. Its perfect size if you are really bored and want to wittlle out an indian canoe, or just cut it up and burn it. Im sure watercraft of this nature can go for a hefty price, but since our economy is not that great and im a nice guy... im willing to part with it for nothing. You must haul away. No accesories or life jackets are included, what you see is what you get.

(I copied the pic to show it here)

 

[babymakes6]

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Very creative!

 

[JulieNKC]

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[jennifersmith326]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/grd/2334407478.html


This lady is trying to sell her LF as bantams





3 Bantams - $10 (Stockbridge)

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Date: 2011-04-19, 11:52AM EDT
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3 young bantams very tame. 2 roosters and one hen. $10 for all three. Call Linda 770-474-3475


Location: Stockbridge
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[babymakes6]

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How do you know they are LF?

 

[jennifersmith326]

They look to me like they are barred rock, maybe white rock, and a buff orphinton. I don't think she knows the actual definition of a bantam. They are teenage large fowl. I have some around the same age running around the yard.

 

[babymakes6]

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Okay-thanks!

 

[kuntrygirl]

What happened to spell check?

Need cruches asap

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Date: 2011-04-20, 7:19AM CDT
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I rolled my ankel yesterday and cant put any waight on it. Im have a hard time hoping around the house and dont have much money sence im probley gana be out of work 2 1/2 weeks.


•Location: laf
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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[kuntrygirl]

She says that she has few items to start. What items does she have?????????????????? I'm more interested in what items she already has.

So, she doesn't have the following:

1. stove (to cook on)
2. refrigerator (to keep food in)
3. air conditioner (to keep cool)
4. bed (to sleep in)
5. furniture (to sleep on)
6. comforters and sheets (to put on the bed)
7. curtains (to put on the windows)

What else is there? I wonder how could she have afforded this house??????

And they kill me when they "God bless" or "Have a blessed day". I think that they think people will respond faster and give more if their ad contains these words.

Ok, I'm on a roll today. I just wanted to get that out. Have a good day everyone!

Household items and appliances
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Date: 2011-04-20, 7:13AM CDT
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Hi! I am moving into a starter home and I only have few items to start with. I had to start from scratch but, everything is beginning to come together. If you have any working appliances (gas stove, refrigerator, air conditioners or fans) or household items (beds, furniture, comforters and sheets, curtains, etc) that you are not using and would like to bless my family and I, contact xxxxxxxxx at (xxx)xxx-xxxx. Thank you for taking the time to read this post. God bless all that give and those who may have had the heart to give but, could not! Have a blessed day!


•Location: Lafayette
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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[kuntrygirl]

Muggsmagee, clean up your inbox. I'm trying to send you something.