Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[LittleLady98]

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*Taps foot*...MOM!!!!!! I know I didn't post this, I was doing my Spanish homework!!! I was BYC hacked!!!!!

If I'm not safe on BYC where am I safe????

 

[sgtmom52]

Shudders
Used exterior vinyl shudders $1.00 +tax each
note: ONLY vinyl exterior shudders are $1.00 +tax each​

 

[juliechick]

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Shudders - That's what I get when I see how bad some folks spelling and grammar is.

 

[kemclaughlin]

http://boise.craigslist.org/grd/2377276883.html

Wanted: MMA Trained Rooster - $1 (Meridian)

Date: 2011-05-14, 4:32PM MDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]


Wanted STAT. An MMA trained Rooster that can kick a Fox, Raccoon or Skunks A$$!

Preferably a rooster with skills in Gracie Style Jiujitsu and SEAL team 6 hand to hand combat. This area is prone to terrorist Foxes and we must have a rooster with keen night vision and lightening quick talons.
Pay dependent on experience.

God Bless America,

Zig
(phone number removed)

 

[Muggsmagee]

This one just bothers me. If you don't have money to buy a puppy/dog, than how would we expect you to have the money for shots, food, supplies such as crate/food dish/water dish, registration, toys, leashes, fencing, housing, bedding, etc, etc, etc??? If you can not afford to buy a puppy, likely you can not afford to own a puppy. Harsh reality. Not to mention the replacement shoes, toys, etc that said puppy would likely chew up of your son's!

Love on it's own will not sufficiently care for a dog. Just sayin'.

Wanted: Free Puppy (Deerfield, NY)

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Date: 2011-05-12, 10:21AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected]

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I'm seeking a free puppy, as our money isn't all there to purchase one for our 5 year old son, he's really been interested in a pet. We have many acres of land for the pup to play on, along with a loving family who will care for him/her to the fullest. Please contact me if you are looking to rehome a puppy!!!

 

[JulieNKC]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/grd/2382361598.html
Rare Cornish rocks? Really?
Jumbo Cornish X Rocks - $80 (E Independence MO)

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Date: 2011-05-15, 11:31AM CDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Rare Jumbo Cornish X Rocks 1 Rooster 3 Hens Rooster is 1 year old Hens are 6 months old $80 doller OBO
816-405-2307 or 816-796-6037


•Location: E Independence MO
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2382361598

 

[Mattemma]

I almost missed this one today:

http://youngstown.craigslist.org/for/2382529051.html

Wife for sale (NE Ohio)

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Date: 2011-05-15, 2:01PM EDT

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I have for sale 1 wife. She drives me crazy and doesn't listen to anything I say. She is in good condition and I don't need her anymore. She will make a great addition to any family other than mine. Please contact me if interested.

-- cooks
-- cleans
-- laundry


Location: NE Ohio
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[Mattemma]

I thought this was a new breed at first:

http://youngstown.craigslist.org/pet/2381627696.html

Free chiwauwa mix 10 months

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Date: 2011-05-14, 8:33PM EDT

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We have a 10 month old chiwauwa puppy. She is a very loving dog. We would like to see her go to a home with no kids. She is a great lap dog. Does not like to be bothered with kids. We have 3 little ones. She is free to a good home.

 

[debilorrah]

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It's pronounced chee-hooah-hooah.

 

[LittleChickenLady]

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Then again, some people just don't want to spend $100+ on a puppy, plus everything for them.
I know that I won't buy a puppy..but I am willing to pay for all the stuff that goes along with owning one.