Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[chseeads]

chickensducks&agoose :

blow - $250 (danville)

Date: 2011-05-29, 8:09PM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

this is a ford blow and they have four bottom blows on it asking 250, ask for XXXX

(this is a link, they have a picture)

http://burlington.craigslist.org/grd/2409869229.html

lol...I can see making a typo in the header, or the body, one or the other, but both.... Do they really think it's a "blow?" Do they have a strange form up upside down dyslexia? lol​

 

[ChickLover98]

I saw an ad that said

WTB: young, friendly rooster!
Needs to be nice. If he is aggresive, we'll eat him.

 

[mama24]

huh?

Chickens for sale plus rare breed! - $1540 (liberty, nc)
Date: 2011-05-30, 6:14PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
pairs of White Leghorns(2 1/2 months old white L-XL eggs) 30$
" of Rock Cross ("barred rocks" large brown eggs 3 1/2 months olds few weeks from laying) hand feed tame 40$
" " Domaneckers not to be confused with Dominiques (3-4 weeks old) 15$
3 months old Buff Brahma Roo 15$ hes a pretty bird and hand feed from birth
2 week old rare Black Sumatras(all show quality with papers) 15$ a chick these chickens are very rare and unique supplies limited so please look them up know their history and let us know of any questions or concerns
All birds listed have been on medicated feed and dewormed with antibiotics from birth

OK, pairs of 2.5 mo old white leghorns for $30? does't that seem like a lot? And what the heck is a dominecker if it isn't a dominique? Oh and rock crosses for 20 bucks each? Are those cornish rocks by any chance? Papers for purebred chickens? There are so many things wrong with this ad!​

 

[chseeads]

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OK, pairs of 2.5 mo old white leghorns for $30? does't that seem like a lot? And what the heck is a dominecker if it isn't a dominique? Oh and rock crosses for 20 bucks each? Are those cornish rocks by any chance? Papers for purebred chickens? There are so many things wrong with this ad!

And the poor chicks were born with worms from birth apparently and had to be dewormed with antibiotics.

 

[stargazingmommy]

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i never got why people try and sell their used underwear either... at least this person seems to be on the same page

for those with a fetish? yeah...I've heard of that. gross

 

[PotterWatch]

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OK, pairs of 2.5 mo old white leghorns for $30? does't that seem like a lot? And what the heck is a dominecker if it isn't a dominique? Oh and rock crosses for 20 bucks each? Are those cornish rocks by any chance? Papers for purebred chickens? There are so many things wrong with this ad!

And the poor chicks were born with worms from birth apparently and had to be dewormed with antibiotics.

Why someone would think antibiotics will get rid of worms I don't know.

 

[WIChookchick]

I just found this and JUST HAD TO LAUGH...
http://madison.craigslist.org/fuo/2411227957.html
Luxury futon selling for $30 if picked up today worth $250 - $30 (Madison)
Date: 2011-05-30, 3:50PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
luxury futon originally worth 250 dollars selling for 30 dollars if you can pick it up today I am moving this week 30$


Ahhh yes.. this is a quality piece... a POS!!

I just saw this one.. and had to ad it to the laugh list..
ACK.. ewwwww
http://madison.craigslist.org/zip/2411627269.html
Free somewhat icky blue chair (Madison)
Date: 2011-05-30, 8:08PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Free chair, somewhat icky. Has had large dog sleep on it from time to time and now has some sort of grease from moving. It is a nice style and if you were handy your could re-cover it and make it nice. From non smoking home, but it does had a lot of stains.

 

[Chickencoop1996]

I just saw one someone was selling longhorn whites

 

[Chickencoop1996]

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[Kaitie09]

Two one year old cats need a good home (East York Pa)
Date: 2011-05-29, 8:26AM EDT
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Two cats looking for a loveing home to have someone to take the time to love them for the rest of there lives they need some love because they are shy and needs someone to work with them to get them to come out of there shell they are really good cats and just need you to love them. We can't keep them where we are because the landlord said two cats and we have two right now so they need to be re homed no re homeing fee is not nessery for them. Please help to fine them a loving place in your home and in your heart. My phone number is _________ or you can call my room mate at __________ if I don't answer the phone. Thank You, Stephanie Bluett