Buff Silkie Chicken - $10 (Chesterfield)
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Date: 2011-07-29, 3:02PM EDT
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Sweet, Beautiful, Buff Silkie Chicken - Call (804) 263-XXXX.
"Madame" Charmeuse is crowing. Call (804) 263-XXXX.
This beautiful little hen, originally bought to remove bloodsucking vermin from our back yard has been an industrious worker, evidenced by the fact we have only found 2 ticks on our dogs in as many months, in spite of the previous half a decade of any and all mammals here living in fear of being something's walking meal. Call (804) 263-XXXX.
She could still be a she, and may start laying eggs as early as 8/1/11- 8/15/11. She has a bright, light, ultra blue wattle, silkie feathers, and stockinged feet, which means with the right lighting, she could lay through the winter for you. Should she prove to be a hen, 2-3 of her dark brown eggs will equal one store bought egg in size. The eggs are purportedly good for people with high cholesterol and/or blood pressure. Call (804) 263-XXXX.
Should Madame Charmeuse turn out to be a rooster, in spite of her compact body, short tail feathers, and lack of frothy crown, he would be a good show chicken for a chicken fancier to win some ribbons. Doubly so if you could get him to produce some eggs while he is crowing, I would suppose. He/she would be good breed stock for a fancier, to. Call (804) 263-XXXX
Even though Madame Charmeuse is a bantam she has a docile timid nature and is wonderful to pet, since her feathers are like silk. She's better to pet than a persian cat, because she doesn't shed hair all over the place. Call (804) 263-XXXX.
She would be an expensive bird to eat, but if you want to throw your money around that way, it's an extra $50 for the butchering rights. Call (804) 263-XXXX.
Her vocal talents are only matched by the neighbor who, since Madame Charmeuse has started crowing recently, has been incited to play the vuevuelooza, or some other brass instrument at odd hours. While this may cause said neighbor's children to dance, and may further contribute to driving out unwanted pests from the neighborhood, it only ramps up Madame Charmeuse's desire to stake out her territory by crowing more loudly and insistently. Male or Female I cannot inflict a crowing chicken on the denizens of the area, especially with such an atrocious brass accompaniment.
Would you like to have a crowing hen that lays or a showing rooster that breeds? Call (804) 263-XXXX!
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