Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[kuntrygirl]

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Awwwwwww, how sweet.

 

[Okie Amazon]

Not saying you CAN'T find a good home on CL, but you have to go above and beyond to check the people out. Puppies and kittens have been used as bait animals for dog fight training, fed to snakes and you don't even want to know what else.

 

[BarefootMom]

I just thought this was cool - not for the price though!

http://springfield.craigslist.org/grd/2739450642.html

 

[Muggsmagee]

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It's like a greenhouse chuckwagon! Super cool!

 

[The Wolf Queen]

In a way I think the way this is written is funny, but I also have to wonder if she is serious or not about that last sentence. http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/grd/2739064347.html

Is anyone missing a foal? (Los Chavez)
Date: 2011-12-06, 11:10AM MST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
I work for Dispatch, got a call around 10pm last night from one of my deputies that there was a horse in the ditch that runs to the west of Miller and Ladera that runs from the Honor Farm to the I25 by pass in Belen. Being the sucker that I am, I put my warm dinner in the fridge and headed out in that wonderful beach weather. Long story short, along with some very impressive bruises from jumping in the ditch and then getting drug out of the darn thing by my boyfriend, I now also have what appears to be a weanling in my pen today. And yes, I had to walk the little guy over a mile home in last night's tropical weather, which I can tell you was almost as much fun as chasing him two miles down the ditch to get a rope on him, then figuring out a way to safely hoist him 12ft out, then getting myself out. Thank God I TiVo'd the NFR, cuz then I'd be really upset. If he's yours, please email a description, and I will reply back if he meets it and what brand of beer you're buying for his ransom.

Location: Los Chavez
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2739064347

 

[Avalon1984]

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This is priceless!!!!

 

[duck&chickencrazy]

**WE HAVE THE ANSWER TO NON LAYING HENS***

THIS IS A FARM RELATED AD and IS MEANT FOR THE FARM SECTION!!! CHICKEN RELATED INFO is In the FARM CATEGORY!!

We are wanting to talk to you about your OLDER (around 2 years or more) HEALTHY HENS that have SLOWED LAYING

If they quit or slow in laying - CALL US - we DO HAVE The ANSWER To the PROBLEM!!

Don't let them just retire - eating and not laying!

Call us for details today!

CALL US at 260-xxx-xxx or our cell at 260-xxx-xxxx!!
PLEASE CALL - NO emails please!


Lol when I look in the farm ad I kinda expect to see ads for chickens...lol you don't have to tell me...

 

[conny63malies]

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somebody contact them, i want to know if they found the owner!!!!

 

[The Wolf Queen]

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somebody contact them, i want to know if they found the owner!!!!

At the risk of sounding dumb: why? To see if she got her beer?

 

[conny63malies]

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somebody contact them, i want to know if they found the owner!!!!

At the risk of sounding dumb: why? To see if she got her beer?

that too. i wanna know. wonder what they will do if they cant find the owner.