Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[NoseyChickens]

Apparently this "Ameraucana" (read: Easter Egger) has the power to change the color of the eggs his hens lay....LOL

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/grd/3073393697.html

Magic rooster. I need one of those. LOL

 

[Aeropennchick]

Here's one - I know lots of people just eat their roos, but sheesh! Also people, please try to post the ad, not the link - lots of them get removed.


Chickens (Newport)


Date: 2012-06-13, 12:06PM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]


I am not sure if they are hens or roasters, FREE I have two. XXX-XXX-XXXX call or txt

 

[Bullitt]

I saw an ad on Craigslist yesterday for "orgasmic eggs."

I am guessing they were selling organic eggs. But if they are orgasmic eggs, they shouldn't have any trouble selling them.

 

[galanie]

looking for a femal cockatiel

[rule]Date: 2012-06-12, 5:33PM EDT Reply to: [email protected] [SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP] [rule] i am looking for a femal cockatiel 1 yo and mor,my mal cokatiel feel lonly after his mate was died sitting on here nest

• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3073897750

It's simply a female cockatiel. Not a big deal and nothing really funny about that one.

 

[galanie]

I saw an ad on Craigslist yesterday for "orgasmic eggs."

I am guessing they were selling organic eggs. But if they are orgasmic eggs, they shouldn't have any trouble selling them.

 

well my first eggs I ever got from any chickens I raised were orgasmic to me, but Lordy, I'd not have advertised them that way on Craigslist!

 

[Godsgrl]

It's simply a female cockatiel. Not a big deal and nothing really funny about that one.

The spelling was pretty atrocious in the ad. I believe it qualifies for the thread.

 

[1muttsfan]

Wonder what kind of hens lay orgasmic eggs? Greenfire will probably sell them for $99 per unsexed chick

 

[hemet dennis]

Wonder what kind of hens lay orgasmic eggs? Greenfire will probably sell them for $99 per unsexed chick

The naked ones

 

[jcf3202]

I'm new to chickens so maybe I'm missing something here?




Blue Green Eggs Chilean Rare 1 Dozen - $8 (xxxxxxxxxx)

Date: 2012-06-08, 3:07PM EDT
Reply to: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


1 Dozen Fresh Blue Green Chilean Eggs...Rare & Hard to Find..
Also Have Heritage Mixed Doz. @ $5.00 per doz. Blue,Green,Brown
Impress your friends & family !
We Deliver to XXXXXXXX ...
XXXXXXXXX's Chicken Ranch
Exit XX, XXXXXXX, XX

 

[ChickieBooBoo]

Nope! Those look like my EE's eggs! And they certainly aren't Chilean!