Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[rebelcowboysnb]

They are probably both bilingual to some degree but marriage is a contract. She cant be the translator for the person she is making the contract with. She is probably just making sure to get it right legally an also esthetically.

 

[oldrooster]

green card wedding?

sounds like it, and it sounds like she knows Spanish but can't be a legal translator for the ceremony because of an obvious conflict of interest. edited to say I never say above post when I typed this sorry.

 

[AprilB79]

Fresh Couch of Bel Air (FREE) (Spruce and S. 48th St.)

Date: 2012-09-26, 12:33PM CDT
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Are you looking for a fresh spot to rest your dogs after a long day of shooting b-ball outside of the school? Well then look no further! You'll be chillin out, maxin, and relaxin all cool on this brand new (to you) couch. Your auntie and uncle don't want you making trouble in their neighborhood -- GET YOUR OWN COUCH NOW! So whistle for a cab and when it comes near, bring some rope and get over here. If anything, I can say that this couch is rare (there's only one!) so hurry, hurry, hurry!!!

Plus, ACT NOW and you won't pay $0...you'll only pay ZERO dollars and we'll throw in a fresh chair for FREE!!! You can sit on your throne as the Prince of Lincoln with this one-man tushy cushion.

Don't get your check book flipped turned upside down, this is the slightly used furniture for you!

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[Chicken Tamer]

I love these!!

 

[Idahoegglover]

Dang nice chair!

 

[Yayah]

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spellcheck is always your friend!
one can assume that this freezer is... brown??
okay, so this is really dumb, but it made me laugh a little.

 

[Member 151789]

Massive pancake consumer/enthusiast seeks 10 million pounds of Syrup (Portland)

Date: 2012-09-13, 10:04AM PDT
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I'm a major player in the pancake underworld, and am seeking up to 10 million pounds of pure uncut Quebecois Maple Syrups. If you have millions of pounds of Maple syrups, I can be a discreet, all cash buyer for your topping. Serious inquires only. Free washer and dryer too.

• Location: Portland
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

umm what???

 

[Member 151789]

Americana Pullet - $10 (Woodburn)

Date: 2012-09-02, 11:00AM PDT
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I have an American Pullet rooster that needs to be re homed because I have 3 others. His name is Sasquatch he is about 6 months old. He is very nice but is a little shy. I am only letting him go to someone that will not eat him. Thank you so much!

I want a pullet rooster

I don't have one of those yet

i want one too!

 

[babymakes6]

horse for sale - $1 (Somerville Ohio )

Date: 2012-09-27, 12:23PM EDT
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Pain Horses for sale 1000.00 or best offer every offer will be look at reason for selling is that I have lost my job of 30+ years and my wife is on divisibility and can not work these horse are papered brood mares and we have others horse that are not more for more information call

 

[galanie]

I imagine that if he lost his job they have indeed become Pain horses!