OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gritsar]

You seem to be having trouble connecting the dots lately, so let me put it all together for you.

That big hen that visits your coop every day is not visiting to see you. She doesn't even like you. She's only there to snitch your food. I'm sorry if that hurts your itty bitty little roo feelings, but it's the truth. Trust me, I know Chloe. She's a user.

If you continue to wingdance her on a daily basis, you are going to get your tailfeathers handed to you on a daily basis by Thor. Chloe belongs to Thor and all the wingdancing in the world isn't going to change that.

So please stop wingdancing the big hens. They don't like it. They don't think your cute. More importantly, their roo doesn't like it.

Mama can't be running out there to save your fuzzy butt forever you know!

 

[ranchhand]

Wow, that's the first time I've ever used that smiley!

ranchie, who now wants popcorn......

 

[redhen]

OOh.. Sounds like little Impy is becoming a man...
Chloe sounds like a smart gal..

 

[gritsar]

He came close to losing his life yesterday. DH laid back down for a nap before going to work. Impy woke him up by crowing non-stop under the bedroom window for 30 minutes. Just on the other side of the wall from where he was crowing is a large gun cabinet.....

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Everybody picks on poor little imp....

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Between the zombies, shotguns in arkansas, luau piggies, MISTER somebody, and poor Imp gettin' trounced by Thor yet again... this has been a pretty intertaining day.


Of course, I'm easily entertained.

 

[gritsar]

Oh I love Impy. That's why I felt it only fair to warn him that Thor is reaching the end of his patience.


Shotguns in Arkansas? Who woulda thunk it.

I'm good as long as it's not zombies in Arkansas.

 

[M To The Maxx]

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

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To say the least!

 

[redhen]

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So Imps a few sandwiches short of a picinic huh??