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Buster, you and I need to have a long talk. There has to be some way that you can back track on learning how to do housework. It's going to take a while, but try to get yourself in the position of where you can say, "I don't know how." Those are the magic words you should have been taught by your father before you got married; then you should have been too dumb to learn. Oh, never mind, it's probably too late to save you now.
Please don't EVER talk to my wife.
Joe, no offense meant to the under 40 crowd but there has been a
complete reversal in the domestic abilities of men and women.
For whatever reason the vast majority of women I know under 40 have
no idea how to properly cook or clean while us men know how to
do all the things our dads, the baby boomers, couldn't, or wouldn't do.
Now there are plenty of exceptions to this but the trend still holds true.
OMG, the world is doomed.