Oh my! I overslept and now I'm in TROUBLE!

[Bammony]

Why is it that i never get invited to these part-ays???? I would so be like this----->

 

[Buster]

Ok, the ham did go in the oven at 4:30 and dinner is at 7:30-8 so that should be fine.

I am down to sweeping and mopping the kitchen, DS is vacuuming the living room, and I need to clean the bathroom. After that, all I have to do is shower and change. Folks, I think I've pulled it off. DW will be home any minute.

 

[PurpleChicken]

You clean bathrooms too? How about windows?

 

[corancher]

Multi tasking and you still were able post online. WOW.

 

[joebryant]

Quote:
When will you and the other young husband learn? When? When? When?
No matter what happens, there's some way to put ALL the blame on your wife? THINK FAST, MAN! You can do it. I know you can.

 

[Tuffoldhen]

LOL... Hey Buster I'm having a seafood dinner next weekend for friends you invited to come and freshen my house with your quick maid skills and I will furnish the meal!

 

[joebryant]

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Buster, you and I need to have a long talk. There has to be some way that you can back track on learning how to do housework. It's going to take a while, but try to get yourself in the position of where you can say, "I don't know how." Those are the magic words you should have been taught by your father before you got married; then you should have been too dumb to learn. Oh, never mind, it's probably too late to save you now.
Please don't EVER talk to my wife.

 

[PurpleChicken]

Oh God I just need to shut up. Aw heck.

You should see the outfits Buster wears when he is cleaning. Is he
really French?

 

[PurpleChicken]

Quote:
Buster, you and I need to have a long talk. There has to be some way that you can back track on learning how to do housework. It's going to take a while, but try to get yourself in the position of where you can say, "I don't know how." Those are the magic words you should have been taught by your father before you got married; then you should have been too dumb to learn. Oh, never mind, it's probably too late to save you now.
Please don't EVER talk to my wife.

Joe, no offense meant to the under 40 crowd but there has been a
complete reversal in the domestic abilities of men and women.

For whatever reason the vast majority of women I know under 40 have
no idea how to properly cook or clean while us men know how to
do all the things our dads, the baby boomers, couldn't, or wouldn't do.

Now there are plenty of exceptions to this but the trend still holds true.

 

[joebryant]

Quote:
Buster, you and I need to have a long talk. There has to be some way that you can back track on learning how to do housework. It's going to take a while, but try to get yourself in the position of where you can say, "I don't know how." Those are the magic words you should have been taught by your father before you got married; then you should have been too dumb to learn. Oh, never mind, it's probably too late to save you now.
Please don't EVER talk to my wife.

Joe, no offense meant to the under 40 crowd but there has been a
complete reversal in the domestic abilities of men and women.

For whatever reason the vast majority of women I know under 40 have
no idea how to properly cook or clean while us men know how to
do all the things our dads, the baby boomers, couldn't, or wouldn't do.

Now there are plenty of exceptions to this but the trend still holds true.


OMG, the world is doomed.