ok I knew my sister in-law is not too intelligent but this is to funny

[djackjr]

She asked my wife you know those TV's that have fireplace scenes on them??? My wife looking confused says you mean the dvd you can play and it shows a nice fireplace scene? Her sister answers yep, and then says (drum roll please) what kind of TV do I need that vents the heat with it??

I about died laughing

.......my stomach still hurts...and this was last weekend when she asked...

 

[JennsPeeps]

OMG that's awesome!!!

 

[peeboo]

lol that's pretty good!

 

[eggzettera]

I had a girlfriend sleep over when I was a teenager that had the coke bottle type glasses. I thought she had forgotten to take them off when going to bed, so I reminded her. Her response......

"If I take them off how can I see

my dreams?"

 

[jvls1942]

fun-ny keep that gal close to you, she sounds like she has a lot of potential for lots more laughs..

 

[debilorrah]

Oh dear. Stand 10 of her in a row and you have a wind tunnel.

 

[JennsPeeps]

She's a fine example of a Graham native, eh?

 

[onthespot]

"Where's the Pacific Ocean?" someone asked me right after the horrible tsunami a few years back. I looked at her like she was from another planet, till I realized she was serious, and said, about twenty miles west of here.

 

[JennsPeeps]

I was standing on the beach in Holland one time, facing west. Some elderly French women were talking with me and one asked "What's on the other side of this?".

I replied: The USA & Canada!

Sheesh... they were practically around when Columbus set sail... they should have known!!

 

[the1much]

is she single?? ,, looking for a man????? would you ask her to marry me???