OK! Who ate my sandwhich!

[Countrypunk92]

Who did it? Was it you?...hmph,
That was the last of the swiss cheese, too...

Bored out of my mind, Let's make this fun!

 

[herfrds]

DS had a chicken steal his roast beef sandwich right out of his hand when he was just 3. He was so mad at that chicken. But got a laugh over it's reaction to the mustard.

 

[RunningRabbit]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my sandwich go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and when I do, I will give you a very stern talking to.

 

[theoldchick]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my sandwich go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and when I do, I will give you a very stern talking to.

 

[bakerjw]

I went into the run one day with a cookie in my hand. As I got out the scratch grain with the other hand a hen jumped and snagged the cookie.

 

[Countrypunk92]

I had a hen who would jump up on my shouldure or arm and eat whatever I had.. or if I had feed, before I could get to the coops, she jumped on it and like, round house kicked it out of my hand spilling her face. . Then she stuffed her beak. Fatty hen.

 

[ChickenQueen12]

I had a hen who would jump up on my shouldure or arm and eat whatever I had.. or if I had feed, before I could get to the coops, she jumped on it and like, round house kicked it out of my hand spilling her face. . Then she stuffed her beak. Fatty hen.

Like this

 

[Q9]

I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and THIS is your sandvich.

 

[Bunnylady]

I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and THIS is your sandvich.

Correction - WAS your sandvich.

 

[ChickenQueen12]