Okla, I scramble the eggs (generally in the blender so it's way scrambled) season it w/ soy sauce and worstishire (a dash or so of each to get the brown color and savory flavor) and add the seasonings for the dish (italian, mexican etc...). I had been experimenting w/ adding mashed (canned refried beans) for texture but that wasn't working out as well so last night I added 1 heaping tsp of soy flour per egg, then under low - medium heat on the skillet scrambled until it is way dry and resembles ground meat. When I add the "ground meat" to the recipe (sauce) I wait until about 5 minutes before serving. It works really well in sauces that have a lot of goodies in them (chunky). I do something similar w/ oriental dishes only after scrambling in the blender I cook it in the skillet whole like a pancake, flip it, make sure it is good and cooked (firmer then if you are eating as eggs) then cool and slice in strips and add to stirfry.
The soaker hoses I have been using I've used for several years w/o needing any more then an occasional repair.
nanakat, have you tried the soaker hoses that flatten when not in use?