So, this newly married city chick (married a cowboy) went into a feed store for the first time in her life.........she goes to counter and asks the clerk for horse feed.....sweet feed is all her hubby told her to get.........so she says " I need sweet feed for my horse"
clerks asks her....what kind of sweet feed? I have NO clue what sweet feed is she said.......he just said get sweet feed.
Clerk asks what kind of horse does he have? she thinks......
. WHAT? what do you mean she asks. He has a tail , 4 legs and a head with 2 ears ! and he is brown !
He says........while looking at her odd. ......where is the horse kept?
she says, wondering why he would ask such a question ..........OUTSIDE
she replies , trying to be civil !
He does his best not to laugh out loud but she can see his laughing eyes
........he then asks, where do you keep the horse?
She again wonders what that is all about
and says , At home. while trying to figure why he is so confused and he works here
He laughs outloud this time and asks where at home?
She is really starting to not like this man..
.....wonders what information he is trying to get out of her ( she is a suspicious city girl afterall) . .so she says OUTSIDE !
He roars with laughter
and turns away as to not insult her.........
Too Late.
She is confused, insulted and ready to go home empty handed and never get sent to buy horse feed again......
He then asks what the horse is used for.......she says.......well, hubby doesnt use him anymore he is a retired beat up , injured cowboy.........OH the man says, he is a quarterhorse? No....she thinks he is ALL there...........
Clerks goes and gets a bag of sweet feed and doesnt even ask what percentage ,just gives it too her all the while laughing eyes
staring at her......asks her what else she needs..... probably with fear ...she needs laying pellets for her daughters new meat birds.... no problem there, she is relieved he asked NO questions about that feed........she leaves......humiliated and puzzled as to why that was so funny...... gets home..feeds the dang brown,2 eared,4 legged, 1/4 horse
She goes into the chicken cage and spreads out the laying pellets........ goes in the house and tries to figure out the clerk, goes to check the chickens and they are EATING the laying pellets.
runs to hubby and says GOOD GRIEF, those stupid chickens are EATING the laying pellets..........
You all can probably figure out the rest of that conversation.........
hate hate being sick.......... got my coop done for the most part......... ah.......a long easy weekend? usually doesn't happen round here....... I can hope...... wonderful weather though
