MissChick@dee
~ Dreaming Of Springtime ~



Gives a mental visual that once seen...cannot be unseen!!! Do you HAVE to talk like Gomer while applying said lipstick to said end of the chicken????"Surprise.
Surprise!
SURPRISE! "
in the voice of Gomer Pyle.
Do you want to know who laid that egg?
Get your big girl panties on, make sure you have your CCW permit, strap on your hogleg, go down to the dollar store and by some blue, purple, and green lipstick like the "sistas" wear. One color for each suspect.
Come back home, catch your suspects, and apply said lipstick to the egg business end of the possible guilty girls. No need to apply lipstick to any of the Roo's. That will only tell you which Roo is doing which Hen. Next day you'll know by what color is on the egg.
PS I wouldn't recommend using the lipstick on yourself later even if the color matches one of your outfits or jewelry. It could attract unsavory characters which could leave a bad taste in your mouth.
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