Only at a BYC'ers, would you hear....

[chiknwhisperer]

I love this thread! There are so many things on here that I do. But I will have to borrow the chicken bucket idea from you guys lol

 

[Sunny Side Up]

"You want to go OUT for breakfast? Whatever for?"

While watching TV: "Look, there's a chicken!"

 

[Camelot Farms]

No you can NOT squeeze the chicken to make an egg pop out

This said to 8 yr old dd who sells eggs to the neighbors for her spending money. She has 11 and needs one more egg so she can sell them...

 

[Cetawin]

Yesterday's household event...

Me: in kitchen putting pans in oven to bake

DH, DD & roomie: Stalking me in kitchen "Whatcha baking"

Me: "None of your business"

Buzzer on oven goes off and everyone runs to the kitchen

Me: "GET BACK"

DH, DD & roomie: "when can we have whatever it is"

Me: "it is too hot - go away"

30 minutes later as I am walking out the door with both pans from the oven...

DD, DH & roomie : "What are you doing and where are you taking the baked stuff"

Me: "It is for the girls...not you"

Them: sighing and mumbling something out me not loving them as much as those chickens and ducks.


I baked their seed blocks yesterday.

 

[Hollywood Chickens]

'No don't eat that it's for the chickens!'
go grocery shopping and see a garbage full of not so good vegetables and ask 'can I have this?' the employee looks sympathetic and then you quickly say "oh no its for the chickens!' my chickens get endive and other fancy produce that I can't afford to eat!

Camelot Farms: I have to stop my little sister from squeezing the chickens to get the egg out all of the time!!

 

[AHappychick]

Quote:
omg that is the cutest thing ever

 

[crtrlovr]

Quote:
US TOO!! LOL

I start grabbing the kale, parsley, and other garnishes from my friends' plates when we go out to lunch... they're used to it now; they just

 

[foweler]

Around 8PMish--my wife: "Dear they pooped on the carpet."

Around 5:30AMish--my wife: "I hear bGAWKing, you better let them out."

 

[Kimblee]

On a similar vein to post 1

Mom: "Mmm... your yogurt looks good. Wait, is there a feather in there"
Me: "Yeah, Domino didn't finish his yogurt today." *lick spoon*

 

[LilRalphieRoosmama]

Mom: Hang on - let me clean out the fridge before you go.

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Me after lunch at work: HEY - who threw out this salad and breadsticks! You know leftovers go over HERE and the girls love Olive Garden dressing!

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Kids: Hey mom - which are the eggs we can eat?
Me: Not the ones on the bottom shelf - those are sold!