Ostrich Farm

[sylviethecochin]

Good idea but how do i run a good government when everyone fears me. It's not good for my reputation

Simple. Replace all of the citizens with ostriches. None of those pesky electoral affairs, revolutions, coups, or succession fights. You won't have to worry about your reputation!

 

[Bob the chicken man]

Simple. Replace all of the citizens with ostriches. None of those pesky electoral affairs, revolutions, coups, or succession fights. You won't have to worry about your reputation!

Well you see, replacing every human with an ostrich will cause more harm then just getting rid of humans. Such as over population, it will lead to many other things gone that what should be, like many species of plants and so on.

 

[sylviethecochin]

Well you see, replacing every human with an ostrich will cause more harm then just getting rid of humans. Such as over population, it will lead to many other things gone that what should be, like many species of plants and so on.

Ah. The solution may be an under-educated populace. Pretend you haven't taken over the country. Suppress the news sources first.

 

[barn206]

Don’t forget about a gift shop... people by the droves would love to see your ostrich farm
I know I would!!!
Think big

 

[Bob the chicken man]

These are all great ideas but a very important thing is workers. I will need to hire people for all the jobs being created. Even my farm will need workers.

 

[Rubysword]

Just take over the web first, and hire us backyard chicken peeps!

 

[Bob the chicken man]

Just take over the web first, and hire us backyard chicken peeps!

Good point, so in however many years there will be job applications. I expect it to be 6 years or more but the time will hopefully come.

 

[theoldchick]

You need GMO Ostriches. They are bigger, better and smarter than your average Ostrich. They know how to use night goggles and can do KungFu fighting. Yep. I've been kicked by an Ostrich and can verify that it hurts. Hurts a lot.

 

[Bob the chicken man]

You need GMO Ostriches. They are bigger, better and smarter than your average Ostrich. They know how to use night goggles and can do KungFu fighting. Yep. I've been kicked by an Ostrich and can verify that it hurts. Hurts a lot.

Well I could tell you that the only way I could do that is through artificial selection or genetic engineering. And i do not know genetic engineering. If you have an injection that can do all those things i'll be more than glad to look into it.

 

[theoldchick]

Just take the Ostrich eggs to the airport and pass them through the scanner. The radiation works wonders on Ostrich Genes.