When I had all my big EE's they would always come running full speed to me for treats, especially the rooster, he came running when i'd call his name... One day my niece came over(2yrs old) and i was carrying her on my hip and walked around the house to see the ducks and here comes an entire flock of big chickens, full speed ahead looking SO scary & evil, lol.
She screamed, stuffed her head into my shoulder and started bawling...she's hated them ever since, even the babies
You do know that this whole experience will now cost the tax payers 1.2 million dollars right?
Because the Census Bureau will now have to edit thier training video to include an entire segment on 'what to do in case of being confused with a huge ripe tomato by a hoard of demon chickens'
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And don't forget the insurance company for her sessions on the couch!!!! One of the funniest things I have read on here . . ..and there has been ALOT of funny things. You need to YouTube that!!
Absolutely hilarious! I laughed so hard out loud my husband had to come see what I was laughing at so early.
Its like our mail lady changed routes because she doesn't like our guineas flying up and down the driveway screaching "chi chi chi" and "buckwheat buckwheat buckwheat" when she's trying to deliver packages. ROFL!! She would sit in her car and have the post office call us to tell us that the mail lady had packages and her vehicle was surrounded by birds. LOL! We've tried to tell them to call us when there are packages.
Thanks for my first good laugh of the day. I have an ancient friend who has had the census people at his house 3 times. They seem hung up on the fact that he will only state his race/nationality as American.