Party poopers pick pretty presents

[Kiki]

What else do you cry beside tears?

Oh...I read this wrong.

When I fake cry I don't cry tears.
When I die laughing my eyes do drop tears.

 

[hysop]

Someone is cheating... Deleting old posts, perhaps?

Hey hey maybe his request to have forever 29,999 posts was granted.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Someone is cheating... Deleting old posts, perhaps?

One very well said post for 29,999 for the tenth time.

Dang it, Elkman.

 

[HappyDuckie]

Pretend pee in my pants. Tears is funnier though.

You can cry fake tears, and occasionally real tears apparently. Please don’t tell me you actually pee your pants

 

[hysop]

Okay, Imma try and do the responsible thing and get to at least 6,000 steps. That's 30 mins of walking. Probably won't hit my 10k, but 6k is my actual goal on the Fitbit so gotta hit that.

This is my place marker.

 

[ShrekDawg]

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Dawg, I thought that you said that you didn't drink.

She better not.

I don’t!! I thought that option got added as a joke forever ago? it’s in all polls and I always choose it

 

[Kiki]

You can cry fake tears, and occasionally real tears apparently. Please don’t tell me you actually pee your pants

I pee in a bathroom... occasionally the backyard.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I pee in a bathroom... occasionally the backyard.

 

[MarkJr]

You can cry fake tears, and occasionally real tears apparently. Please don’t tell me you actually pee your pants

Wife says don’t judge until you’ve had two kids and turn 35-38 years old.

Whatever that means. I’m pretty sure it’s my fault.

 

[Kiki]

Okay, Imma try and do the responsible thing and get to at least 6,000 steps. That's 30 mins of walking. Probably won't hit my 10k, but 6k is my actual goal on the Fitbit so gotta hit that.

This is my place marker.

I am Kdogging...it today.
I don't think I'm even close to 4000.