Party poopers pick pretty presents

[Kiki]

Wife says don’t judge until you’ve had two kids and turn 35-38 years old.

Whatever that means. I’m pretty sure it’s my fault.

Some can sneeze and pee at the same time. I'm not there yet.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

The ground is an excellent latrine -- it's very hard to miss, regardless of position and gender.

 

[MarkJr]

I pee in a bathroom... occasionally the backyard.

Gotta go, ya gotta go!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Some can sneeze and pee at the same time. I'm not there yet.

I think that I may have done that once. Maybe.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I am Kdogging...it today.
I don't think I'm even close to 4000.

It’s allowed on Christmas I think I didn’t wear mine today but I paced a lot

 

[muddy75]

Well my first upcycled pillow pupper bed is Zookie approved!!!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

The ground is an excellent latrine -- it's very hard to miss, regardless of position and gender.

Gotta go, ya gotta go!

At least men can aim on a bush or something instead of going on the grass that said though I’ve gone in the woods before when camping and also I think I went in our driveway once

 

[MarkJr]

Some can sneeze and pee at the same time. I'm not there yet.

When I hear ‘Don’t, I have to pee!!!!’ I listen.

Short story. Picked wife up and threw her over my shoulder. Started spinning in circles. She was laughing and said the above. I didn’t listen, until I had a wet shirt.

I learned faster after that.

 

[Kiki]

I'm surprised.
I forgot I took the mini to his friend's today.
I got to helping the lady move some stuff from upstairs to down.
I'm going to go back and finish helping her move crap out of a game room so we can set up two beds...to get the 2 youngest out if her bed.

 

[Kiki]

When I hear ‘Don’t, I have to pee!!!!’ I listen.

Short story. Picked wife up and threw her over my shoulder. Started spinning in circles. She was laughing and said the above. I didn’t listen, until I had a wet shirt.

I learned faster after that.

When we say that we mean it.