Party poopers pick pretty presents

[ShrekDawg]

When my daughter was 18 months, said "oh my bottom burped" when she passed gas.


Try a massage technique ...effleurage....massage the belly in clock wise circles at clock locations 12, 1, 2, 3, etc. used on constipated seniors in nursing homes and pregnant women to ease gas.


The show will be back on soon... "the 1000 pound sisters"...just saw the ad on cable tv.

That is adorable!! And ooooohhhh maybe we’ll get an update then!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Who’s getting wild tonight?

If my wild you mean sit in the living room with ice cream and the TV on and my parents probably falling asleep before midnight then heck yeah maybe I’ll have a dance party with the birds LOL it’s actually their birthday soon! Well, not birthday, “gotcha day” or whatever, and technically not for a few months BUT STILL.

 

[Fishychix]

When my daughter was 18 months, said "oh my bottom burped" when she passed gas.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I wonder though if I should just do like they do with horses and celebrate their birthday January 1st every year I think it’s easier to have it in March though since that’s when mine is haha

 

[Painted Calls]

Who’s getting wild tonight?

Saving it for Saturday night.

 

[Painted Calls]

Just ran out to feed the Rona. Slipped on my chicken flops, complete with socks.

Tripped over a stick and my flop came off. Socked foot landed directly onto a pile of chit.

These are my type of odds..... and why I don't gamble.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Saving it for Saturday night.

What’s Saturday!?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Just ran out to feed the Rona. Slipped on my chicken flops, complete with socks.

Tripped over a stick and my flop came off. Socked foot landed directly onto a pile of chit.

These are my type of odds..... and why I don't gamble.

Oh gosh!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

My cousin broke her wrist on Christmas or like next day or whatever cause she tried the hoverboard they got for the kids despite everyone warning her not to and ate it

 

[Fishychix]

Just ran out to feed the Rona. Slipped on my chicken flops, complete with socks.

Tripped over a stick and my flop came off. Socked foot landed directly onto a pile of chit.

These are my type of odds..... and why I don't gamble.

Im trying not to laugh right now.