Party poopers pick pretty presents

[Sapphire Sebright]

I’m dying

I had to use a rake to get her down while balancing on a picnic bench.
It was very unwieldy, and I was holding it by the very end, so I also almost hit my mother in the head with it.
Marshmallow might someday get the nickname, "Crazy Bird." She roosts, she fights roosters, and she raises babies with all the ferocity of a kookaburra fighting for meat.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I had to use a rake to get her down while balancing on a picnic bench.
It was very unwieldy, and I was holding it by the very end, so I also almost hit my mother in the head with it.
Marshmallow might someday get the nickname, "Crazy Bird." She roosts, she fights roosters, and she raises babies with all the ferocity of a kookaburra fighting for meat.

Hey, @Overo Mare, do you know if people keep kooks as pets?

 

[ShrekDawg]

You know how Feather has the thing where he gets a nickel anytime anyone says dead, dying, peeing, etc. ?? And how he’s probably super rich now exclusively cause of me ?? well there should be a drinking game version where everyone takes a shot anytime I say it cause I’ve been saying it A LOT lately I feel like.... y’all would probably be dead for real though and in about 5 seconds.

Also, btw, it throws me off every time I type Feather cause that’s what everyone calls one of my IRL friends and I have to remind myself I am not talking about that Feather

 

[ShrekDawg]

I had to use a rake to get her down while balancing on a picnic bench.
It was very unwieldy, and I was holding it by the very end, so I also almost hit my mother in the head with it.
Marshmallow might someday get the nickname, "Crazy Bird." She roosts, she fights roosters, and she raises babies with all the ferocity of a kookaburra fighting for meat.

OMG lolol

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

You know how Feather has the thing where he gets a nickel anytime anyone says dead, dying, peeing, etc. ?? And how he’s probably super rich now exclusively cause of me ?? well there should be a drinking game version where everyone takes a shot anytime I say it cause I’ve been saying it A LOT lately I feel like.... y’all would probably be dead for real though and in about 5 seconds.

Also, btw, it throws me off every time I type Feather cause that’s what everyone calls one of my IRL friends and I have to remind myself I am not talking about that Feather

I don't think that we have enough alcohol in the house, even including the isopropyl alcohol.

 

[Painted Calls]

Hey, @Overo Mare, do you know if people keep kooks as pets?

I know of a few people that have them, but they use them as teaching animals.

 

[Painted Calls]

You know how Feather has the thing where he gets a nickel anytime anyone says dead, dying, peeing, etc. ?? And how he’s probably super rich now exclusively cause of me ?? well there should be a drinking game version where everyone takes a shot anytime I say it cause I’ve been saying it A LOT lately I feel like.... y’all would probably be dead for real though and in about 5 seconds.

Also, btw, it throws me off every time I type Feather cause that’s what everyone calls one of my IRL friends and I have to remind myself I am not talking about that Feather

Me and Conan used to have a drinking game where we'd take a shot every time you posted that butt monkey.

We feared alcohol poisoning so we quickly dropped it.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I know of a few people that have them, but they use them as teaching animals.

I see. Thanks.
(If I were to ever get one, it would probably try to eat me. I'm very meaty. )

 

[Kiki]

I see. Thanks.
(If I were to ever get one, it would probably try to eat me. I'm very meaty. )

Tomorrow is the first day you are going to move more, right?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Tomorrow is the first day you are going to move more, right?

... Oh, yeah. New Year and all that.
Someone taser me. I might need some encouragement.