Pennsylvania!! Unite!!

[Blarneyeggs]

OK... Weird!!!!   I tried to quote Blarney's post above, but it doesn't come out with the same cartoon????  

So I did it again, and still not the right one?  Strange! 

Originally, I posted the wrong cartoon, it had references to the male anatomy....so I quick switched it to the right one.

 

[BullChick]

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
"Let's put the Corn Flakes back in the box."

 

[Sally Sunshine]

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
"Let's put the Corn Flakes back in the box."

 

[galgo98]

 

[Bettacreek]

Ugh. I was wrong, it IS dislocated. I'm having one heck of a time with her. George is sick, so he took some pills that are knocking him out, so I've been working on her alone. As you can well imagine, it hurts like sin for her, so she is struggling a little. Poor baby girl. Dislocations are SO much harder to get back in place than broken bones! Please wish me luck that I can get it back in place and keep her off of it long enough for the tendons to heal.

 

[Lilbrownie]

When you get settled where your gonna be let me know and I will get you hooked up with the vet in the area so you can get the field portion done and get your license. 

So ithe blood stuff has to be with a vet?? Can it be any vet or only specific ones?? Or could it also be a licensed PT?

The problem with this thread is that by the time you read all the pages you forget what you were going to say to someone 10 pages back.


 

Totally agree it is crazy here

 

[oletymer]

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
"Let's put the Corn Flakes back in the box."

I laughed so hard I need to change my depends...

 

[oletymer]

Ugh. I was wrong, it IS dislocated. I'm having one heck of a time with her. George is sick, so he took some pills that are knocking him out, so I've been working on her alone. As you can well imagine, it hurts like sin for her, so she is struggling a little. Poor baby girl. Dislocations are SO much harder to get back in place than broken bones! Please wish me luck that I can get it back in place and keep her off of it long enough for the tendons to heal.

OMG how did that happen?

 

[LeBlackbird]

Well, I caved

The Porter's Heritage Turkey order is in, The poults are coming in June!

10 Mottled Black, 3 Narragansetts, and 2 Blue Palms

An arm and a leg well spent!

 

[LeBlackbird]

Ugh. I was wrong, it IS dislocated. I'm having one heck of a time with her. George is sick, so he took some pills that are knocking him out, so I've been working on her alone. As you can well imagine, it hurts like sin for her, so she is struggling a little. Poor baby girl. Dislocations are SO much harder to get back in place than broken bones! Please wish me luck that I can get it back in place and keep her off of it long enough for the tendons to heal.

oh my gosh, how did you find it? did you manage to feel the joint out? Good luck! Poor bird will be in my prayers

hopefully everything turns out ok