It's not really my birthday. Facebook will not allow you to setup an account without specifying your BD and making it public. I don't trust FB at all and so I lied. Turns out they take anything you give them and accept is as the truth. So whatever FB tells you isn't always the truth.
I would quit FB altogether, but the traffic here is not nearly as good for local sales of chicks, even though FB explicitly prohibits those sales.
My real birthday is in February, a good time when I was a boy, so I could ask for gardening supplies as gifts. I was also one of the first kids in my class to get my driver's license, which was a HUGE deal back then, doesn't seem to be as much now.