Pet Peeves

[tripletfeb]

I don't get how people can come up with such great comebacks like that. I always think of them afterwards, lol.

I've always been able to come up with quick come backs. It helps keep me from strangling the person

 

[Bonkerelli]

When people turn in front of you at the last second and you have to slam on the brakes.

 

[Bonkerelli]

When you're walking on a sidewalk and someone intentionally goes through a puddle to splash you.

Story: I as driving behind someone and there was a little old lady and this person swirved into the puddle to get this lady wet. Felt so bad for her because this has happened to me.

 

[WallyG74]

Eh, comes with practice, hatred, and a need to redirect the overwhelming urge to strangle stupid people into something that won't result in criminal charges or heavy drinking.

...Or is that just me...

I think you pretty much nailed it

 

[WallyG74]

When I was about 13, my beautiful 18-yo sister came down from her room to answer an unexpected phone call with no makeup. I about had a heart attack. I almost didn't recognize her. She had no eyebrows, no eyelashes, no eyelids, no lips. Her hair was an unruly haystack. I determined then and there to never wear makeup. I always wanted to look the same, day or night. I thought, pity the poor guy who took her to bed at night looking like a movie star and woke up next to her looking like Godzilla. Yikes! Nuh-uh. This is the face God gave me, take it or leave it. Besides, men don't make their faces all fake. Why should women? Crazy!

My wife stopped wearing makeup a couple years ago I guess. Now she will do it for “special” occasions. She coulda stopped 20 years ago and wouldn’t have bothered me. It’s weird to see it on her now. When I shave, I tell her that’s me putting my makeup on.

 

[DukesDucks]

People who believe that their local library or school can't wait to pick up their 35 years worth of National Geographic and moldy books.

 

[Poultrybonkers]

When people call easter eggers Americanas...like its the same thing so stop with the fake ameraucana name lol

 

[Chookwagn]

When people call easter eggers Americanas...like its the same thing so stop with the fake ameraucana name lol

In addition to this...

When people call Easter Eggers a breed!

 

[Poultrybonkers]

In addition to this...

When people call Easter Eggers a breed!

Thats to but according to some people it was used to create the ameraucana which if that was true wouldnt it be a breed lol

 

[BigBlueHen53]

When people call easter eggers Americanas...like its the same thing so stop with the fake ameraucana name lol

Can't blame the owners when there's at least one hatchery I know of that sells chickens under the name Americana (note spelling) with the assurance they will lay lovely blue, green, cream or brown eggs.