Post Your Best Joke!!!

[seedcorn]

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that, there you go. So the answser is yes, I can.

 

[Lunachick]

Why didn't the Buddha vacuum under his couch?


Because he is free of all attachments.

 

[Chick Norris]

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Where's your bartender?"

 

[Laurajean]

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[Dannee]

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

Wait for it???????

DAM!!!


ok 1 more...

A mushroom walks into a bar.....bartender says we don't serve your kind here.....mushroom says "why I'm a fungi"

 

[debilorrah]

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I am SOOO easily amused.

 

[Matthew3590]

I wish I had clean jokes. I only have the mean jokes that will offend some person in some way.

 

[Dannee]

Ok got 3 more....

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt "Crummy"

What did one Volcano say to the other Volcano?
"I Lava you"

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
"He didn't have the guts"

 

[Matthew3590]

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[chickendiva25]

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