Clearly what you need is a car sized tractor with an enclosed cab and a front end loader on the front of it. I know I had warm thoughts about having one of those this winter. There was some issues at our farm and we lost our Ford 2120 that had the front end loader on it and we ended up getting another tractor that just wasn't as nice as what the 2120 is. Nor did it have the front end loader on it which really was a downer when we realized that we needed to beat back the drifts on our driveway because we couldn't push the snow any further against the frozen piles with just the tractor blade.
Yes I do! Though I am thinking front mount blower since that is a lot of lift, carry somewhere, dump, go back with a FEL. I know they are WAY more expensive than rear mounts but I'm not going to blow snow twisted around backward. First, my back would die in no time. Second, I would probably take out the barns trying to drive between them while twisted backwards.
My long term thoughts are to get a real tractor I can use in the fields (which currently serve no purpose but to be rural and grow tall grasses and weeds but I hope to change that), dig post holes and take up in the woods to get firewood. So I have to decide, do I get it now, with a blower for the winter or do I wait and have the guy down the road do the parking area with one of his many tractors do it at $35/time (at least that is what he charged 2 winters ago before I had my little garden tractor gifted to me).
Sorry to hear about your 2120 loss and less practical replacement. I didn't know people bought real tractors without FELs, even the sub compacts have them. FELs seem to be the "do almost everything" attachment, including serving as a massive "cooler" for large parties. Not sure where you get enough ice to fill it, certainly not from the kitchen freezer.
Well, you'll just have to sell a couple of (thousand) eggs and get yourself a tractor with tracks or something.
You just have to burn until the water evaporates, that way you get no ice![]()
You could mask yourself with some deer urine and wear a ghillie suit? And use a dog to herd the deer close to you (the dog could have a nice little Nomex suit)
-Felix
You are a riot Felix!

First, it is going to take a LOT of "a couple of (thousand) eggs". I've been selling my overage to friends at $2.50/dozen. The rest we eat or give to family.
Sold to date: 1236 eggs (103 dozen) for gross sales of $255.00. Expenses (feed and bedding only, not materials): $415.
They have laid a total of 2965 eggs as of yesterday (a number which just astounds me since they have been laying only ~1.5 years and most of them took 3 months off last fall/winter. Even if I sold ALL of them it would be < $620 gross. Subtract out the cost to keep them and it would be only $205 toward that tractor!
I actually used a propane torch once to melt ice out of a 3" metal rain gutter, it was full to the top. After a while, it was no longer melting but vaporizing and BURNING! Yes, blue flame coming off the ice. Pretty weird and interesting!
So let's see, first I have to get close enough to a deer so it can pee on me, then dress up like vegetation and hope this dog can chase it to within a few feet of me? I think I'll pass, but it is certainly a novel thought!

Bruce