Problems with Township!...

thegreatpiscato

In the Brooder
6 Years
Apr 21, 2013
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Hi Everyone,

I first wish to thank all of you for your helpful advice and kind suggestions. However, before I even purchased my chicks, I asked all three of my immediate neighbors if they had any objections, and they all said they did not. But regarding my closest neighbor, I asked only the husband, and he said that would be fine with him. Well, having only lived here two and one-half years, little did I know that his wife was the one who really "wears the pants" in their family, and is also the neighborhood gossip and busy-body. Mind you now, my chicks haven't even been outside yet, but still, I received a threatening call from the township supervisor, informing me that I would have to submit a letter "in writing," (what other kind of letter is there?,) to get on the agenda to appear before the Township Board of Appeals, and then meet with them on May 23rd, to apply for a "variance," then pay their ensuing fees. I informed him that I already knew that one of my neighbors kept chickens, ducks, and a pig, plus another neighbor kept horses, so I had absolutely NO intention of applying for a variance, nor paying any "fees," since I was choosing to exercise my rights under the Michigan Right to Farm Act. I further stated that I had an original copy of a letter from my counselor at the Veteran's Administration, stating that since I am a 100% service-connected disabled veteran who's been diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder, he believes that my plan to raise chickens would be very "therapeutic" to my sense of well-being and mental health recovery needs, and he wholeheartedly endorses it. At that point, the township supervisor hung up on me!:)

So I say, let them put that in their pipe and smoke it...HAH!

Paul Anderson
Bay City, Michigan
 
Love it! Want to talk to the city of Yukon for me? Lol. I am ready to buy 50 acres in the middle of nowhere. Too many people around here.
 
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thank you for your years in service. I salute you for being so assertive to the numbskulls who want to bring you down. The gossip will just have to find some other target.

Good for you
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Hi, "Diva,"

No offense intended, but I just had to say that is one rather strange-looking hat!:) But regardless, thank you for your words of appreciation. It's certainly a little different now than when I first cam back from the Paracel Islands off 'Nam, (100 nautical miles due east of Da Nang in the North China Sea,) and some strung-out hippie chick called me a "baby-killer," and spit in my face! It took every ounce of self-control I possessed not to punch her teeth out...

Paul Anderson
Bay City, Michigan
 
too bad I wasn't there, I'd have been mighty pleased to punch her. Then you'd have to pick me up off the floor. But it would've been worth it.

I'm not offended - obviously you are too young to know that is not a hat! I am a Conehead from Remulac, south of France. I don't think BYC can help you with that but, google " Coneheads 'and then you'll know.
 
Bonjour Madamoiselle,

Je tu remember "coneheads" from Saturday Niight Live, back when it used to actually be funny! It's just that your hat appeared to resemble a very large portion of the terminal end of the male anatomy!:)
A Bien To,

Paul Anderson
Bay City
 
Yeah, but being 6'4" and 222lbs., as well as a former member of the U.S. Navy's Special Forces, it's pretty hard to resist the urge to beat the living s--- out of someone who desperately needs it! In fact, as a 100% service-connected disabled veteran, my counselor at the V.A. just wrote me a letter that states he believes my raising chickens would be little different than someone having a "companion" animal, and that they would be conducive to my recovery, as well as my sense of well-being...

Senior Master Chief
P.J. Anderson
U.S. Navy, Retired (Though not by choice)
 
Hello from Indiana,
Sorry that you are having problems. The lack of respect for others seems to be some type of disease in this day and age. People should mind their own business. Though, I would attend the meeting just to see if someone else tried to cause problems. Easier to put and end to it there and allieviate any drama that could be caused by letting them drag it out. People, like that, live for drama. Thanks for your service.

I hope you enjoy your birds.

Todd
Roann, IN
 

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