Prokta's Relationship Advice Column

[ranchhand]

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*snort* PK, you attracted all the fun weirdos......

 

[eenie114]

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Dear Imp,
I'm filling in for Ec at this moment because you have a very serious problem, a very rare disease.
We've all noticed it except you. This is quite common with illnesses of this kind.
You have an acute case of Im-a-little-insane-itis. Usually caused by brownie deprivation and overexposure to WA weather. You see, the slight acidity in rainwater will get into your eyes, nose, mouth and ears, then travel to your brain. Your brain, because of the brownie deprivation, will think the acid in the rainwater is the taste of brownies, causing you to act as though you were on a sugar high.

Prescription
Take 3 brownies with every meal for three weeks, then return for a checkup.

*Messy signature

I have spoken.​

Thank you Dr. eenie,

I'm feeling better already, the voices are just whispering now and I think Ghost Scribbler was just a figment.

At least I feverently hope so!

Imp/Sybil/Eve

Just make sure you exercise otherwise you'll be too large to type.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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How exactly does it set him off? Hm... It sounds like they all are triggers for something traumatic that happened earlier. Circus-o-phobia, maybe? And maybe he just doesn't like grits. Not that I blame him, though! It tastes like sand...

Ranchie: Thank you for letting me know, but I really don't mind!

 

[ranchhand]

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How exactly does it set him off? Hm... It sounds like they all are triggers for something traumatic that happened earlier. Circus-o-phobia, maybe? And maybe he just doesn't like grits. Not that I blame him, though! It tastes like sand...

Ranchie: Thank you for letting me know, but I really don't mind!

You don't like GRITS? Garlicky cheese grits are the best!

(I suspect the "grits" referred to are Gritsar........ who's a hoot!)

 

[Spookwriter]

Uh...I think Imps like grits just fine. It's more like Grits
don't like Imps...

And I agree with you Ranchie...this here post of PK's
sure has attracted the weirdo's. Look at them all...except
for me, because I'm not one of those weirdo's you're talking
about.

Am I?

Ranchie?

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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Why do Grits not like Imp? Are we talking about the food or Gritsar?

Being a weirdo is awesome! Don't worry about it if you are one or not!

 

[Imp]

I like Grits, especially when I've been in the South. Here grits are kinda like boiled all-purpose flour.

So the similarities to Gritsar are boundless.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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Gritsar is like boiled flour? ...That doesn't sound right. Mind if you explain why she is like boiled flour?

 

[Spookwriter]

PK, I've thought about it and I think I've got a serious problem
that you can help me with.

A real problem, one that doesn't involve brownies, or anything
like that. Doesn't even involve the Imp.

I just dont' feel like I get the respect here that I deserve. I mean,
look at me....I'm even a BYC friend. I wave at my screen all day, no
one waves back.

What can I do to gain peoples respect?

Even Ranchie said I'm a weirdo. Doesn't she know that even little
Spook's have feelings?

I tried answering a few questions about chicken keeping for the new
people...then I realized I don't know anything about chickens.

signed,
Spook

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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I'm sure that you know lots about chickens, all right? You present yourself in a funny, well-thought out manner so I find it shocking that no one respects you. And again, being called a weirdo is not a derogatory statement. If anything, it's the new "awesome"!