Rav & Porky's Chumline Chums Mud Puddle

[room onthebroom]

The pigs were definitely not happy, but I hear they were delicious.

 

[sourland]

The pigs weren't happy ? Well, then why did they go down to the playground bushes ?

 

[room onthebroom]

They were deceived by a stranger who said, "Hey there little piggy. You want to come into the bushes with me & play in the happiest playground ever?"

Next thing ya know, they're Chris' favorite pie.

Mother pigs everywhere are warning their piglets, "Don't trust strangers who offer fun in the bushes." But they neeeeeeeever listen.

 

[sourland]

Fun in the bushes is enticing but fraught with danger.

 

[room onthebroom]

Fun in the bushes is enticing but fraught with danger.

 

[Alaskan]

I don't like the crabs ya end up with after

 

[Ravynscroft]

Didn't yer mamas teach y'all not to play with yer food???

 

[Alaskan]

then how do you check for crabs?

 

[room onthebroom]

Crabs at their best are sea bugs.
Crabs at their worst are... ...nastier than sea bugs.

 

[Alaskan]

but they pop between your teeth