Ok, ok... (stands up, assumes forth position, clasps hands in front at codpiece level then, moves into sweeping reverance...)
"Ensooth, good gentles, thine ears I do beseech as I stand and declare forth proper introductions: Indeed I do, Sir Richard Anthony Terence Francis Wegleswerth, the Pure. 15th Duke du Masion Blanc du Galahad, France; Esteemed member of the Star Chamber, Arbitur Elagantrium to our most noble Majesty Henry VIII" Yep... have been stricken with this affliction for (ya ready?) eighteen years at "The Texas Renaissance Festival" in Plantersville, Texas... Lovin' every minute of it... and, yes, Ah luv me sum chickens...
(Do rise, do rise.)