I had a sparkle near my eye and Max tried to eat it.

She got my eye lid instead. Oooowwwwwwiieee. I was so mad. She stayed in her bed for awhile, then came out trying to be cute. I still didn't forgive her so she tried helping play soduko on my phone (she is so adorable pecking away at the game) but I wasn't fooled because she loves playing any game on my phone. (She sends texts too but she doesn't know how to spell.) Then she tried cuddling up to me on my pillow and accidentally pooped on it. She gave up and went back to bed.

She's in there all alone. How can I stay mad?

All is forgiven.
She got my eye lid instead. Oooowwwwwwiieee. I was so mad. She stayed in her bed for awhile, then came out trying to be cute. I still didn't forgive her so she tried helping play soduko on my phone (she is so adorable pecking away at the game) but I wasn't fooled because she loves playing any game on my phone. (She sends texts too but she doesn't know how to spell.) Then she tried cuddling up to me on my pillow and accidentally pooped on it. She gave up and went back to bed.
She's in there all alone. How can I stay mad?
All is forgiven.