That's a good analogy. And a cool conversation sparked about anthropomorphism.
I'm not
too used to this rooster thing

I'm a beginner with chickens. Month 27, I believe. Though we've had male chickens all of those months, and I've been extra focused on them. I want to move away from hatcheries, which typically means bringing home or hatching roosters, and I've fallen for roosters too much to be raising them to kill every year.
In March, my first bachelor pad failed. I'm trying not to let this setback ruin me, but we won't add more chicks until I've had more time to reflect. The boys' personalities were probably the culprit. Merle was never going to be okay without girls. He was crowing by 3 weeks and preparing nests and tidbitting soon after, like a tiny grown-up bird. Meanwhile, Andre is a slow-growing bully who used to steal treats from pullets.
I reluctantly separated the guys into a bachelor tractor at 5 months, when their cockerelly mayhem resulted in minor pullet injuries but before they were sparring with each other. They lived peacefully for 5 months. Merle would even groom Andre. Then, after 2 days of severe weather, they decided they could no longer co-exist. I separated them, patched up their abrasions, giving Merle extra attention so he'd look good for the ladies, and began preparing a plan to transition Merle back with his female broodermates.
From what I understood, you can't just drop a chicken back into a group after 5 months. But when I brought Merle into the girls' space, they rushed the fence to see him, not in an aggressive way. He began tidbitting so hard the neighbors a mile away could probably hear. After a few minutes, I relented and tentatively cracked the door that separated them. They ran off together and started foraging like they'd never been apart. It was beautiful, while making me feel awful for ever separating them.
We pulled the bachelor setup back next to the chicken yard so Andre can preen and talk with the others through the fences without inciting rooster riots. Eventually, I think he should have his own girls, but to my inexperienced eyes, he's a contented single. He's a different kind of guy. Giant, slow growing, aloof, though he's recently started to dance at the hens who flirt through the fence.
Besides rooster relations, chicken nutrition is a topic I'm really trying to learn about.
@Perris - thank you so much for sharing your regimen and reasoning. Very gracefully articulated and thought-provoking.
I hope to gain enough knowledge and experience to evolve our feed strategy in the coming years. So far, my focus has been how to find good commercial feed, including the "why" behind the ingredients. Jeff Mattocks at Fertrell tends to bring up great discussion points in the many podcasts he's on (below is a link to one of them). Fertrell also welcomes being contacted to discuss feed and supplements. They're nice people who go out of their way to be helpful.
https://www.breedersacademy.com/ep35-interview-with-jeff-mattocks-about-poultry-nutrition-part-1/
That said, I take any advice with a grain of salt. Commercial feed researchers don't ever seem to satisfactorily address a) the affect of foraging/seasons on feed needs, and b) how roosters and "spent" ladies are actually affected by the calcium in layer feed.