Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[R2elk]

I mostly have just drank it straight.....from the bottle!

I used to do that with whiskey.

 

[R2elk]

Sally sells seashells by the seashore!

Thally thells theathells by the theathore.

 

[R2elk]

Do not even start to argue the accuracy of the official map. It is without error. Southie!

Spoken by the person who is an actual Southie. Unlike you I have never even visited Florida but you lived there. You actually chose to live there.

 

[Geena]

Spoken by the person who is an actual Southie. Unlike you I have never even visited Florida but you lived there. You actually chose to live there.

 

[duluthralphie]

You have removed the most important part of my post.

 

[duluthralphie]

Spoken by the person who is an actual Southie. Unlike you I have never even visited Florida but you lived there. You actually chose to live there.

I was there on a spy mission. And to fish!

I would travel anywhere and live in any conditions to catch huge fish. One thing we don’t have here is Huge fish.

While our Muskies are large they seldom exceed 200 pounds. In Florida I was able to catch large fish.

Also I am a fair and open minded person, so I was willing to see if it was as bad there as I heard it was. It was.

another item that entered in was the WW’s mother lived there and the WW was pretty insistent we move there to help her mother out.

It took me just a few years to move her Mother and her back to Minnesota. However, they are not true born Northerners like me.

They are like you “faker Northerners”. However, I do give you credit for living at altitude, it is good training for when you decide to try the true north.

 

[duluthralphie]

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All propaganda!

 

[Geena]

I was there on a spy mission. And to fish!

I would travel anywhere and live in any conditions to catch huge fish. One thing we don’t have here is Huge fish.

While our Muskies are large they seldom exceed 200 pounds. In Florida I was able to catch large fish.

Also I am a fair and open minded person, so I was willing to see if it was as bad there as I heard it was. It was.

another item that entered in was the WW’s mother lived there and the WW was pretty insistent we move there to help her mother out.

It took me just a few years to move her Mother and her back to Minnesota. However, they are not true born Northerners like me.

They are like you “faker Northerners”. However, I do give you credit for living at altitude, it is good training for when you decide to try the true north.

As written in The Book Of Ralphie, Epilogue XVII

 

[roosterhavoc]

Anyone can catch big fish chumming the water and using live bait. Zero skill involved. Just show up and pay.

 

[roosterhavoc]

That’s almost as bad as catching pellet pigs and claiming something magical happened on the end of your rod!