Aliens here have to pay. They got busted by the county sheriff when trying to beam with bag of chickens and flashlite.I’ve scouted the woods and found nothing but a couple old turkey feathers, 1 hawk feather and my peacocks feathers from molting below where he sleeps on a fallen red oak.
I’ve determined that my chickens were abducted by space aliens.
Have no fear trumps space force is on the case!