Excuse me? Try 40 yr reunion.
I'm so old I was the only one there without a walker. (just kidding). They gave out prizes for the one who still had their own teeth and who had the most of them. We played musical wheel chairs. Prizes included boxes of "Depends" , "Dentu-cream" and Prune juice.
I got the prize for the nicest tupee, cuz it matched my own hair the closest. The prize was a colonoscopy. Whooohhoooo!.
They had a paramedic who kept taking one guys pulse to see if he was still alive. He kept walking around with one of thos shocker thingies with paddles in a holster.
The high school jock still looked good but at least I didn't have to be helped off the dance floor.
The high school wolf had alzhiemers and couldn't remember what to do with the girls after he caught them so no one cared if he chased them or not.
After it was over there was a long line of wheel chair vans to take us all home. I didn't need one. My DW is only thirty so she can drive.
Well gotta go it's nap time. All this typing has tired me out.