I would be if I didn't have hubby to put his foot down and keep me straight.
When I worm my 100% free range chickens, I put a towel on the kitchen counter(ala casportpony), then go out after dark and carry them in one by one to worm or do whatever. This totally freaked hubby out the first time because he thought they would go nuts and fly/run all over the house trying to get away. He was very surprised by the fact that they just stand there and let me do whatever.
I tried that once and my wife did not like it at all so, I did what any good husband would do, "Shut up and color",

Gerald Barker