*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

Uh, well yeah, and that's a surprise because?????

 

[Orpingtons4U]

idk

 

[sourland]

How do I tell if my good looking 14 year old grand son is a sparkly boy? What can I do to save him. My oh my what is a grandfather to do?

 

[JD4570]

Well Sour, I still have that Colt 1873 S.A.A. revolver. I could volunteer my services.You know, clue him in. Just sayin'.

 

[sourland]

He has this 'bruise' on his neck. I said, "Did you get that wrestling, or is that a

oh my gosh!???" Do you think that he might have caught his neck in the door? Or is it

 

[JD4570]

Uh oh. Sounds like " Sparkly boy spots" to me. At least he didn't get them in the hospital like someone I know.

 

[Bunnylady]

You don't suppose there's a vampire in his neighborhood, do you?

 

[JD4570]

Who, Orps?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[sourland]

A vampire? Never thought of that. What a relief - that could be it. He's way too young to be 'sparkly' although he's been a flirt forever. Don't know where that could have come from? Maybe the Princess.

 

[Bunnylady]

Hate to tell you this, Sour, but they start sparklin' pretty early these days. Last year, DD ran into a 13-year-old sparkly on an online game site. That kid shined like diamonds in the sun. Yikes!